# Hey \[B\]kputt\[/B\]... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914 "2003-08-08T21:25:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kissy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@Kissy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kissy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/21 "2003-08-08T22:54:29Z")
Out of curosity, and just so I don’t make the same “mistake”…why is it not kosher to discuss this forum in OTHER forums? Thanks for the answer in advance. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/22 "2003-08-08T22:56:03Z")
To prevent so-called “board wars”. Welcome on board, by the way, and do behave. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/23 "2003-08-08T22:59:04Z")
Try reading some of **kputt’s** threads and all the asshats that followed him over here w/ a possible exception or two. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/24 "2003-08-08T23:01:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Themis00 \* > \*\*Yall be nice to kputt, he’s my little brother. We may be a little _ahem_ dim, but we’re red blooded and compassionate human beings. Spread us some love, or we’ll get our mommy to give you all a piece of her mind. \*\* That explains so very damn much. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/25 "2003-08-08T23:06:15Z")
Well, seems **kputt** DID start a thread on “the other board”, but he explicitly asked people not to provide any links. Someone else, of course, did. Can’t really moderate the kid on another board, and he did act in accordance with out request: don’t post links to SDMB threads “over there”. The thread was kind of funny, though. One poster opined: > [@](#): > > That other board is a strange place, and I didn’t pick up any clues as to your Aubrey. Weird place … I don’t make pie. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Kissy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@Kissy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kissy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/26 "2003-08-08T23:07:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*To prevent so-called “board wars”. Welcome on board, by the way, and do behave. 🙂 \*\* Thanks! And I’ll try REALLY hard. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/27 "2003-08-08T23:09:52Z")
I don’t make pie? Wtf? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kissy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@Kissy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kissy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/28 "2003-08-08T23:17:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > \*\*Try reading some of **kputt’s** threads and all the asshats that followed him over here w/ a possible exception or two. \*\* Well, I’ll be honest, I am a member of the other board as well as several others, but I don’t think I would describe myself as an “asshat”. Although a few OTHER colorful descriptions could suit me just fine…but a lady never tells… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/29 "2003-08-08T23:18:40Z")
Rocky: (looking at textbook and speaking) To determine the area of a circle, compute pi R squared. Bullwinkle: No, Rocky. Pie are round. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Themis00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Themis00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Themis00)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/30 "2003-08-08T23:22:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gary Kumquat \* > \*\*Schools…Out…For…Summer…(dah dah dah dum) \*\* Not for me. I dropped out of Retardville Special High School last March. Too dumb for even there. I probably have more chromosomes than some of you all’s post counts. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/31 "2003-08-08T23:36:27Z")
_Sigh_ I’ll never understand why people strive to look like morons. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/32 "2003-08-08T23:39:11Z")
**Themis** , seriously, what’s your deal? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/33 "2003-08-08T23:41:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lezlers \* > \*\*_Sigh_ > > I’ll never understand why people strive to look like morons. \*\* Well, everyone needs goals, you know. Even the imbeciles. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![drgnlvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@drgnlvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drgnlvr)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/34 "2003-08-09T00:13:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > \*\*Try reading some of **kputt’s** threads and all the asshats that followed him over here w/ a possible exception or two. \*\* I am attempting not to be an asshat. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@johnnyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/35 "2003-08-09T01:29:41Z")
I’ve been accused of being an assHOLE before, but never an assHAT. Although, I must admit, the mental pic of someone with a hat on their posterior is downright Hi-larious! On a more serious note, the only person that I have seen “stalking” Kputt is this Aubrey person. I can honestly say that I have no idea who that person is or if they are even a registered member of the other board. On behalf of my fellow News Board mates and myself, I’d like to apologize for the drama that this person has brought to the SDMB. I can’t speak for anyone else, but y’all have treated me very nicely and I appreciate that. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/36 "2003-08-09T01:38:35Z")
**drgnlvr** I give ya props on that…you have so far on both boards shown far more maturity than some. At least ya got enough balls (figuratively speaking, you’re female IIRC 😃 ) to not be an anonymous two-faced chickenshit or a whiny-ass mamma’s boy. Enjoy your stay here at the SDMB, it’s not for children or the weak minded. **Kissy** we’ll see. There are other forums BTW we’re not always like this. We’ve just had more than our share of gremlins lately. Just how do you describe yourself? 😉 I’ll get back to ya later **johnnyk** ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/37 "2003-08-09T02:08:48Z")
Mien Gott. It seems we’ve caught the message board equivalent of a social disease. Don your brain-condoms, it may be September before the short bus pulls up for Themis and her brother/cousin. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/38 "2003-08-09T02:19:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > If a mod could edit the bold coding outta my subject, I’d appreciate it. It’s Friday…what can I say. I’ve been out in the heat all week. It’s a wonder I can think at all. Hey, watch that stuff. Haven’t you already been given an object lesson right here in what it can do to you? :eek: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kissy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@Kissy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kissy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/39 "2003-08-09T02:36:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > **Kissy** we’ll see. There are other forums BTW we’re not always like this. We’ve just had more than our share of gremlins lately. Just how do you describe yourself? 😉 Hmmm…how do I describe myself? Good question. LOL I’ll give you the short version. Right now, I’m a hormonally charged pregnant woman who is approaching her last trimester…who just happens to be EXTREMEMLY stubborn, and very blunt as well as BRUTALLY honest with this incurable addiction to a good debate. 😃 Will I fit in do you think? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/40 "2003-08-09T02:37:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Themis00 \* > I probably have more chromosomes than some of you all’s post counts. No offense meant to those who, through some twist of fate, are human and do not possess 46 chromosomes, but I would not exactly put it forward as anything that makes you better than the rest of us. If you are human and have more chromosomes than I have posts, OTOH, that would make you very special indeed:D [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914.md?page=3)