# Hey \[B\]kputt\[/B\]... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914 "2003-08-08T21:25:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/61 "2003-08-09T04:19:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \* > \*\*Banjos. I imagine banjos. \*\* _Dueling_ banjos. ---
**Author:** ![drgnlvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@drgnlvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drgnlvr)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/62 "2003-08-09T04:52:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > \*\*You see any other smart-assed lizards 'round here. 😃 > t-keela throws his empty Cuervo bottle at the couch, mumbles somethin about biscuits w/ mustard and goes to bed…g-nite y’all, it’s been fun \*\* Considering I’m a rank newbie here…I wasn’t certain if ther were other smart-assed lizards running around. And that’s MS smart-assed lizard to you:p Oooohh, Cuervo! Shiiiiinny!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/63 "2003-08-09T05:14:11Z")
JEEZ LOOEEZ! That was the mellowest, biggest fizzle I have ever seen in the Pit! Where’s the drama? Where’s the shouting? Where’s the swear words? My hell you people were POLITE to each other!:eek: I WANT MY MONEY BACK! Huh? Its free… well jeez… Well hello and welcome the rest of you. One of the cats here. Scratch my ears and I am yours to command:D ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/64 "2003-08-09T05:15:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > Wow, that’s gotta be the loudest woosh I’ve heard this month. I figured he was either talking about the newbies or something was very very off. I’m allowed to be off occasionally:D I’d ask about your lack of motorcycle riding, but I’d rather not give you a shovel to help me dig this hole any further;) ---
**Author:** ![WhereAmI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@WhereAmI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhereAmI)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/65 "2003-08-09T05:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > - > > **Kissy** we’ll see. There are other forums BTW we’re not always like this. We’ve just had more than our share of gremlins lately. Just how do you describe yourself? 😉 > > * * * We call her a little Devil. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/66 "2003-08-09T06:54:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drgnlvr \* > \*\*You can’t…it’s a serious contagion…with no cure…So essentially…I’d say…you’re a bit…screwed. \*\* Well damn, good thing I have my Shatneritis vaccination up to date. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/67 "2003-08-09T12:23:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Krisfer the Cat \* > **Huh? Its free… well jeez…** Jake: We demanded our money back. Daria: Wasn’t Altamont free? Jake: That’s what they said. ---
**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/68 "2003-08-09T14:31:12Z")
_originally posted by **ianpumha** _ **No offense meant to those who, through some twist of fate, are human and do not possess 46 chromosomes, but I would not exactly put it forward as anything that makes you better than the rest of us.** **iampunha** that was absolutely the most tactful and beautifully crafted put down I have had the pleasure to witness in a long time. of course in all fairness you were just clarifying **Themis’** desciption of him/herself. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/69 "2003-08-09T14:45:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > \*\*My tan’s gettin so dark I’m gonna have to learn to rap…sorry. > > \*\* I’ll probably get slammed for saying this if the Offenderati catch wind, but damn **t-keela** , that was some funny shit! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914.md?page=3)