# Hey baby, wanna dry hump? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641 "2009-04-01T21:16:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/21 "2009-04-02T05:04:58Z")
[“Bobo and his goddamn salt based economy.”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4600087&postcount=31) ---
**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/22 "2009-04-02T05:08:12Z")
Even finding and [copypasting my link to this](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28612273@N07/3359452978/) has given me a giggle fit. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/23 "2009-04-02T05:42:02Z")
> [@Richard\_Parker](#): > > [The Hawaii Chair](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4). Okay, wait … I spent a week in Hawaii in February and never saw a chair like that! (Yeah, I’m just bragging that I vacationed in Hawaii in February, but still …) John Candy and Richard Lewis in a Western is a concept that just slays me. What, no Eugene Levy!? And vis-a-vis the OP, Razorette and I occasionally don letter jacket and cheerleader uniform and go out to the garage, crawl into the back seat of her impeccably restored '65 Mustang and dry hump until the sun comes up. Or is that TMI? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/24 "2009-04-02T11:31:28Z")
It’s only TMI if you tell us you’re the one in the cheerleader uniform. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/25 "2009-04-02T13:15:17Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > You laugh, but one of the most erotic experiences of my life was a dry hump in the back of a mini-pickup with a cab. She is the same size as me… 6’2" and a whole lotta lovin’. Steamy, tinted, fishbowl, windows… testing the suspension. I wanted it all… but she wasn’t on birth control and nobody had a condom. I blame that experience for not “closing the deal” and why she isn’t with me today. I had to read this five times before I realized you weren’t talking about getting frisky with a taxi:smack: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/26 "2009-04-02T13:52:14Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > You laugh, but one of the most erotic experiences of my life was a dry hump in the back of a mini-pickup with a cab. She is the same size as me… 6’2" and a whole lotta lovin’. Steamy, tinted, fishbowl, windows… testing the suspension. I wanted it all… but she wasn’t on birth control and nobody had a condom. I blame that experience for not “closing the deal” and why she isn’t with me today. Good point. One of my best makeout memories involved no nudity whatsoever. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/27 "2009-04-02T15:24:09Z")
How odd that you started this! I have been giggling to myself about something for a couple days now. The link isn’t exactly NSFW, but the site is often objectionable. I’ll break the link just in case… http:/ /www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Yoda\_fleshlight.jpg I saw this the other day and it’s been killing me ever since. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/28 "2009-04-02T17:27:56Z")
> [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](#): > > Even finding and [copypasting my link to this](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28612273@N07/3359452978/) has given me a giggle fit. Okay, I giggled until I choked.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Doctor\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Who)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/29 "2009-04-02T17:28:30Z")
You haven’t lived until you’ve dry humped… doggystyle! ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/30 "2009-04-02T19:25:10Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Moderator Admonition]Insults and persecution complexes belong in The BBQ Pit, not IMHO.[/Moderator Admonition] Why are you warning **Rand Rover** , but not the people taunting him for no good reason? And by “good” I mean “in-thread.” He asked a legitimate, if silly question. And I don’t mean silly as a criticism; I’ve started far sillier threads in this forum. The persons who responded with “libertarianism” and “objectivism” were baiting him quite clearly. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/31 "2009-04-02T19:26:38Z")
[This](http://www.guzer.com/pictures/animal_scares_boy.jpg)makes me giggle every time I see it. The sheer terror. The contorted hand. It’s just…a perfect moment in time, captured for all the Internet to see and for psychiatric bills to pay for later. Also, [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y)makes me giggle uncontrollably. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/32 "2009-04-02T19:27:06Z")
> [@Sunrazor](#): > > And vis-a-vis the OP, Razorette and I occasionally don letter jacket and cheerleader uniform and go out to the garage, crawl into the back seat of her impeccably restored '65 Mustang and dry hump until the sun comes up. Or is that TMI? The first time I read this, I read this as Razorette being your daughter…:eek: ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/33 "2009-04-02T19:50:13Z")
look, you all might feel that I’m just baiting RR, but c’mon…Objectivism is one of the most idiotic, self-aggrandizing, and quite frankly selfishly adolescent “philosophies” ever invented. It’s liberterianism for the empathically impaired. I really do find it to be as absurd and pathetic as dry-humping. Heck, dry-humping at least presupposes you’ve managed to recognize at least one other soul has needs, wants or desires that are worth cooperating for. My thoughts on those who espouse such a pseudo-intellectual doctrine are my own, and if I ever want to actually call anybody out, I’ll do it in the pit. Feel free to pit me, btw; I could care less. I stand by my comment. The conclusions others draw are their own. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/34 "2009-04-02T23:37:51Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > The first time I read this, I read this as Razorette being your daughter…:eek: Hmmm. Yeah, I can see how one would get that. Maybe I should change the way I refer to the Center of My Universe. Whattaya’ think of MsRazor? ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/35 "2009-04-03T00:09:13Z")
> [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](#): > > Even finding and [copypasting my link to this](http://www.flickr.com/photos/28612273@N07/3359452978/) has given me a giggle fit. Holy moly, that is freaking great. > [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > [This](http://www.guzer.com/pictures/animal_scares_boy.jpg)makes me giggle every time I see it. The sheer terror. The contorted hand. It’s just…a perfect moment in time, captured for all the Internet to see and for psychiatric bills to pay for later. > Also, [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y)makes me giggle uncontrollably. I like to send [this picture](http://www.flickr.com/photos/10309610@N06/3407521189/) once in awhile. Seems to cheer people up. As for the video link, I don’t have sound but the title cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/36 "2009-04-03T03:17:25Z")
> [@picker](#): > > It’s liberterianism for the empathically impaired. I really do find it to be as absurd and pathetic as dry-humping. Actually the divide between Libertarianism and Objectivism is that Objectivism still holds you to basic empathy and morality. Ayn Rand thought Libertarians were loons because they were just anarchists without any sort of goal but being left be. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/37 "2009-04-03T03:18:34Z")
> [@Richard\_Parker](#): > > [The Hawaii Chair](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4). Oh man. That is just . . . something else entirely. I would probably be fired and disbarred if I had one of those at work. ---
**Author:** ![flex727](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@flex727](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flex727)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/38 "2009-04-03T13:30:48Z")
> [@Sunrazor](#): > > Hmmm. Yeah, I can see how one would get that. Maybe I should change the way I refer to the Center of My Universe. Whattaya’ think of MsRazor? How about Moonrazor? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/39 "2009-04-03T13:44:24Z")
> [@flex727](#): > > How about Moonrazor? Oh, I like Moonrazor, I do. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641/40 "2009-04-03T14:00:57Z")
> [@flex727](#): > > How about Moonrazor? [Already taken.](http://msmindy.com/rudolph/char_other.shtml) 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-baby-wanna-dry-hump/491641.md?page=3)