# Hey Brutus... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 9, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844 "2005-01-09T04:49:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/1 "2005-01-09T04:49:13Z")
I could pit you for not having an iota of mental strength in you to release the GOP’s balls from your mouth but it’s not going to do any good. But, could you at least stop copy-pasting from your template? ‘OMG, it is getting tiresome!!@@’ [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5696573#post5696573](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5696573#post5696573) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5681788#post5681788](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5681788#post5681788) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5654433#post5654433](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5654433#post5654433) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5670107&postcount=18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5670107&postcount=18) etc. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/2 "2005-01-09T04:53:59Z")
OMFG!@!@!#! THIS IS TEH LAMEZT PITTING…EVAR!!! Ahem. I appreciate that you want to Pit me, but do it right, you little poop-flinger. You are just being lazy. I want to see you try again, this time with some effort, nancy boy. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/3 "2005-01-09T05:13:06Z")
Seeing the examples, the lazy one here is you **Brutus** , and even in this thread too! “nancy boy”? What kind of lame ass and “so last century” insult is that? ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/4 "2005-01-09T05:15:32Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > “nancy boy”? > > What kind of lame ass and “so last century” insult is that? You scurrilous rapscallion, ‘nancy boy’ is a perfectly fine insult. Unlike the OP. It’s bad for my image to have such a lame Pitting associated with me. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/5 "2005-01-09T05:20:14Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > “nancy boy”? > > What kind of lame ass and “so last century” insult is that? More like two centuries ago. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/6 "2005-01-09T05:22:14Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > You scurrilous rapscallion, ‘nancy boy’ is a perfectly fine insult. Unlike the OP. It’s bad for my image to have such a lame Pitting associated with me. Oh I’m sorry, thanks for that clarification, then stop being so _ **19th century** _ then! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/7 "2005-01-09T05:26:36Z")
I swear I did not see **Aesiron** reply there! But this simulpost shows what impression **Brutus** really leaves on many. ---
**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/8 "2005-01-09T05:35:40Z")
Is **Brutus** lame? Halliburton is a lemon hotdog. Cheney fortuitous Bush’s genocide. You know I’m right. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/9 "2005-01-09T05:59:43Z")
OMG @@! This _is_ a pretty lame pitting. I think Brutus deserves a better, stronger, faster pitting. One with more vitriol and ginger, one that will make him positively scarlet with rage! Ths ain’t it. ---
**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/10 "2005-01-09T06:00:59Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > OMFG!@!@!#! THIS IS TEH LAMEZT PITTING…EVAR!!! I’ll add this to the exhibit. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/11 "2005-01-09T06:06:19Z")
It’s always amusing to watch **Brutus** post anything; it’s like watching a four-year-old strut around the house in his Dad’s jacket, thinking that he’s suddenly a grown-up just because he fancies himself one. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/12 "2005-01-09T06:10:29Z")
Without some inferior races to send off to the camps, Brutus has been bored these past ten, twelve years. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/13 "2005-01-09T06:13:58Z")
**Brutus’** posts are almost always the intellectual equivalent of “Pull my finger.” ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/14 "2005-01-09T06:15:58Z")
> [@astro](#): > > OMG @@! This _is_ a pretty lame pitting. I think Brutus deserves a better, stronger, faster pitting. One with more vitriol and ginger, one that will make him positively scarlet with rage! Ths ain’t it. Now that’s the pinch of the game! A Pitting should convey umbrage, not mere cogitations. **litost** is engaging in the basest palaver, acting like a squeeling shoat rather than a manly Pitter! > [@rjung](#): > > It’s always amusing to watch **Brutus** post anything; it’s like watching a four-year-old strut around the house in his Dad’s jacket, thinking that he’s suddenly a grown-up just because he fancies himself one. ‘Fancies’, now that is also a fine word that doesn’t get nearly enough use. Still a weak Pitting, though. ---
**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/15 "2005-01-09T06:38:54Z")
**Brutus** , you fucking idiot: do you have to repeat the “weak pitting” comment \*\*every fucking time \*\*you post in this thread? Unlike yours, our minds are larger than the size of a shriveled pea. Mindless repetition is indeed your forte. Now I know why you can’t move away from sucking on GOP’s balls. Everytime he’s tried, **mindless-repetition-boy** has sprayed the same shit: Post #2: OMFG!@!@!#! THIS IS TEH LAMEZT PITTING…EVAR!!! Post #4: Unlike the OP. It’s bad for my image to have such a lame Pitting associated with me. Post #14: Still a weak Pitting, though. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/16 "2005-01-09T06:42:17Z")
Dnfb ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/17 "2005-01-09T06:56:42Z")
**litost** , go get drunk or something, then try. You just haven’t found your pace, I’m afraid. > [@matt\_mcl](#): > > Dnfb POCBTIDLTQCKA ‘Poutaine’. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/18 "2005-01-09T07:10:47Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > POCBTIDLTQCKA ‘Poutaine’. Gesundheit ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/19 "2005-01-09T07:20:16Z")
> [@Metacom](#): > > Is **Brutus** lame? > > Halliburton is a lemon hotdog. Cheney fortuitous Bush’s genocide. > > You know I’m right. Hell I don’t even know what you’re saying. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844/20 "2005-01-09T07:32:12Z")
> [@treis](#): > > Hell I don’t even know what you’re saying. It’s beat poetry. Just go with it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-brutus/283844.md?page=2)