Hey! Check out MY mind taser!

haw haw haw…whaddaya think!

WOOOO! 59 views and no responses!

Looks like it works just fine! I’m gwonna be RICH!!!

: lopes off to give a demonstration at The Pentagon :

(I am completely insane)

Well, it obviously worked, and everyone is shivering on the floor rather than responding. Me, I left the window open and it eventually wore off. Good thing you didn’t have that contraption set to eleven.

Uh, you probably shouldn’t use it on yourself so much.

And so are you.