# Hey, Chief Scott

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 25, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691 "2000-08-25T04:37:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/1 "2000-08-25T04:37:03Z")

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:D:confused:🆒:eek:⭕(;j:mad::rolleyes::):wally;)  
:p:p:p:p:D

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**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/2 "2000-08-25T04:41:35Z")

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Hey MSK, sorry bro, I already did this one. Nearly got the entire west coast nuked, [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27693](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27693)

And I think I had a few more than you. Not meaning any disrespect at all of course.

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/3 "2000-08-25T04:46:49Z")

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MSK, do you have a **death wish**?!?

Actually, Chief Scott seems a little bit more laid back lately. He’s posted two smilies himself. Though he did consider my and SILENT-BOB’s use of smilies as an assault [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35789). He also mentioned how smilies were an abhoration. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/4 "2000-08-25T04:48:23Z")

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I retract my OP! I retract my OP! lock it, kill it, destroy it. If it weren’t for Fnord, I would’ve been in a heap o trouble! (If I’m not already) Sorry guys! Really, I am.

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/5 "2000-08-25T04:53:07Z")

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Also, from what’s in the other thread, the moderators frown upon this. Just thought I’d mention it.

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**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/6 "2000-08-25T04:53:17Z")

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I am glad I could be of service.

I say that when ChiefScott gets back to posting again, every last member posts one of each type of smileys in his thread. All 9060+ of us.

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**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/7 "2000-08-25T04:55:55Z")

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Oh as for the Mods? They already know, gave me a harsh toung lashing, but since it was all part of my newbie hazing, way back in May, they let it slide. (shayna and ultress made me do it)

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/8 "2000-08-25T08:55:23Z")

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Aw, I ain’t afraid of ChiefScott… I’ve been on his shitlist for a couple weeks now, and nothing bad has happened to me. Except for this damn rash on my arm… oh shit. Chief’s moved to Germ Warfare!

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/9 "2000-08-25T11:26:20Z")

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“Shayna and ultress made me do it.”

If I had a dime…

**MSK** – What were you thinking? Just wanted to give me somebody fresh to rail against at tomorrow’s Doperfest?

**fnord** – Putz.

**SPOOFE** – Double putz.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/10 "2000-08-25T12:53:02Z")

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> **SPOOFE – Double putz**

I wholeheartedly concur! 😃

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/11 "2000-08-25T15:29:47Z")

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Radar lock on MSK’s smilies:

“Got tone!”

“Fox 1!”

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/12 "2000-08-25T15:39:38Z")

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Now, now, VB. Be nice. Poor MSK has already apologized.

Besides, we wouldn’t want to get any _blood_ on this thread, now would we?!?!? :eek:

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/13 "2000-08-25T15:42:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> \*\*Besides, we wouldn’t want to get any _blood_ on this thread, now would we?!?!? :eek: \*\*

Isn’t that what the really angry smilie, :mad:, is? Just a spot of blood as a warning when you get really mad?

😃

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/14 "2000-08-25T15:46:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
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> Besides, we wouldn’t want to get any _blood_ on this thread, now would we?!?!? :eek: \*\*

No blood, hon; Once that warhead goes off, it’s just vapour!

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/15 "2000-08-25T15:50:05Z")

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Little tatters of smilies, drifting silently to the ground…

Bwahahahahahaha!

😃  
uh oh…

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/16 "2000-08-25T16:00:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*
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> Isn’t that what the really angry smilie, :mad:, is? Just a spot of blood as a warning when you get really mad?
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> 😃 \*\*

LOL! Good point!  
I did realize that, VB, after I put that. 😛

And, VB, after all your talk of helping the Chief out, strafing the smilies by the breakwater and everything. Then you go and use one!! I wouldn’t want to be you when Chief sees that! :eek:

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/17 "2000-08-25T16:15:01Z")

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I just give up on VB’s waffling.

Oh, I hate 'em.

No, I’ll use em.

Oh, I hate 'em.

No, I’ll use em.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/18 "2000-08-25T17:34:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*I just give up on VB’s waffling.
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LOL! It isn’t waffling; it’s merely a tip of the flight cap to you, Chief, with the occasional teaser thrown in!

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**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/19 "2000-08-25T18:36:21Z")

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😃🆒

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-chief-scott/30691/20 "2000-08-25T19:58:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fnord1966 \*  
> \*\*And I think I had a few more than you. Not meaning any disrespect at all of course. \*\*

I think you had about as many LINES of smilies as MSK had smilies!

MSK HINBBB did you miss that “in here, chiefscott” thread?

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