# Hey, Coldfire! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652 "2001-02-15T23:00:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/1 "2001-02-15T23:00:30Z")
It’s after midnight over there, isn’t it? :: cues up some Rush :: :: opens a bottle of Grolsch :: Gefeliciteerd!! Gelukkig geboortedag!! [sub]One of those has to be right… ;)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/2 "2001-02-15T23:04:41Z")
Ummm, yeah! What she said! ::smooches Coldy on this special day:: (What the hell are we talking about, chique??) ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/3 "2001-02-15T23:30:01Z")
::bounces into thread:: Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy _ **BIRTHDAY!!!** _ ::licks Mr. Coldfire 28 times:: ::bounces back out of thread 😃 ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/4 "2001-02-15T23:36:41Z")
Haartelijk Gefeliciteerd, **Coldfire**. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/5 "2001-02-15T23:38:32Z")
**tiggeril** , Coldie’s got a girlfriend for that;) But I’m sure he appropriately thankful (and wet). So, Coldfire, how many times have you turned 28?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/6 "2001-02-15T23:40:37Z")
Ohhh, a **birthday**! Well, happy birthday Old Man! Here’s to another year, and many more. I hope you have a great day and all that. And I hope that you never fail to get whatever it is you want (provided that whatever it is you want is legal and not _too_ dangerous. Okay, it doesn’t even really have to be legal. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/7 "2001-02-15T23:40:49Z")
Feliz cumpleaños Señor Coldfire ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/8 "2001-02-15T23:48:41Z")
Happy birthday, babe!!! _smooches bunches_ ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/9 "2001-02-15T23:54:07Z")
Fletch sends Coldies girlfriend a black latex dominatrix outfit complete with studded leather paddle. Twenty eight strokes for the clog boy! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/10 "2001-02-15T23:55:59Z")
It’s **Coldy** ’s birthday! ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/11 "2001-02-16T00:18:11Z")
Trust the server to play up at midnight here…(it’s an anti-mod conspiracy 😉 ) happy birthday coldie! (& chique too!) ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/12 "2001-02-16T00:40:24Z")
Happy birthday Coldie…I hope you get more then a kiss from Poofy…😉 Keith ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/13 "2001-02-16T00:47:53Z")
Happy B Day, **FrozenFlame!!!** May your clogs never scuff, your pot always light, your beer never go flat, and your dikes never leak (Unless you’re into that sort of thing). ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/14 "2001-02-16T00:58:11Z")
Happy Birthday, **Pattern of moonlight on the bedroom floor**. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/15 "2001-02-16T04:37:22Z")
Um, I was afraid someone would have to rush out and give **chique** CPR or something! Looked like she was choking. 😉 Anyway, enough of slandering your people and language. Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/16 "2001-02-16T06:49:28Z")
Happy birthday, Coldfire! I hope it’s a good one. And let me just add…what everyone else said or something. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/17 "2001-02-16T06:56:50Z")
Bonne fête, Feu-froid! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/18 "2001-02-16T07:20:29Z")
**28**? Infant. 😉 Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/19 "2001-02-16T08:33:23Z")
In exactly one month I will buy you a birthday drink! Love ya! ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/20 "2001-02-16T08:54:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > **28**? Infant. 😉 **28**? Senior. 😃 In ieder geval, hartelijk gefeliciteerd van een landgenoot! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652.md?page=2)