# Hey, Coldfire! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652 "2001-02-15T23:00:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/21 "2001-02-16T09:26:16Z")
Grattis på födelsedagen, Kalleld! Ett fyrfaldigt leve för Kalleld! Han leve! Hipp, hipp! Hurra! Hurra! Hurra! Hurra! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/22 "2001-02-16T09:48:58Z")
Birthday?? heh. 😉 Have a good one!! ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/23 "2001-02-16T10:52:56Z")
To the Michael Schumacher of the message board: May your gearbox never seize and your engine always rev at full throttle. Hope the evening goes well ! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/24 "2001-02-16T10:57:21Z")
You _guys_… 😉 Thanks everyone, I appreciate it. After all, the countdown to thirty isn’t exactly to look forward to, is it? Some of your Dutch approximations were really good, bu Aghris still takes the #1 spot. Yeah I know, he _is_ Dutch. But he lives in Scotland IIRC, and no matter what language you speak, it deteriorates in Caledon. 😉 For my birthday, I want a day when no one posts in the wrong forum, no one posts hard porn links (and no soft porn either! Jesus Twisty, you’re getting predictable!), no copyrighted texts, no vB-code errors, no flames in MPSIMS, and last but not least, many replies to this thread. You think you guys could do that for once?? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/25 "2001-02-16T11:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > **For my birthday, I want a day when no one posts in the wrong forum, no one posts hard porn links (and no soft porn either! Jesus Twisty, you’re getting predictable!), no copyrighted texts, no vB-code errors, no flames in MPSIMS, and last but not least, many replies to this thread.** Let’s see… **no posts in the wrong forum?** _check_ **no hard porn links** _check_ (and **no soft porn links** _double check_) **no copyrighted texts** _check_ **no vB-code errors** _check_ **no flames in MPSIMS** _check_ **many replies to this thread** Well, not be me personally, but _check_ > [@](#): > > \*\* > You think you guys could do that for once?? > 😛 \*\* Well, this little fishy will do her best!!! Happy birthday, **Coldfire**!!! TruePisces (who’s used preview 6 times JUST to make sure there are no vB errors in her post! :D) ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/26 "2001-02-16T11:26:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > **Yeah I know, he _is_ Dutch. But he lives in Scotland IIRC, and no matter what language you speak, it deteriorates in Caledon. 😉** Actually, I moved back not too long ago, but that’s a different story alltogether. But, just because it is your birthday, I s’pose we could try to not post any links to [any raunchy porn sites](http://dudpage) , always use \*correct[/i} vB codes, and that we probably could do with out flaming anyone (except for all those fuckers that tried to write Dutch but couldn’t even do one simple word right) 😉 Let us know hoe the day went. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/27 "2001-02-16T11:40:04Z")
Happy Birthday, **Coldfire**. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/28 "2001-02-16T12:02:14Z")
Countdown to _thirty?_ Yeesh. I’ve got ulcers older than that. Here’s something to cheer you up. Well, not really. _I always looked to about thirty as the barrier of any real or fierce delight in the passions, and determined to work them out in the younger ore and better veins of the mine—and I flatter myself (perhaps) that I have pretty well done so—and now the dross is coming._ –Lord Byron– ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/29 "2001-02-16T12:23:36Z")
Best wishes my friend. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/30 "2001-02-16T13:01:48Z")
Here’s hoping you celebrate in only a fashion known to you!! Happy Birthday hon, best wishes and may the dancing girls flow from your cake! ---
**Author:** ![hflathead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@hflathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hflathead)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/31 "2001-02-16T13:14:01Z")
Happy Fucking Birthday! Hey, can I say that in here? later, Tom. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/32 "2001-02-16T13:27:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > **_I always looked to about thirty as the barrier of any real or fierce delight in the passions, and determined to work them out in the younger ore and better veins of the mine—and I flatter myself (perhaps) that I have pretty well done so—and now the dross is coming._ > –Lord Byron–** Inspiring indeed. When I ordered a little bottle of ViFit with my lunch today (this is basically a cherry-flavoured drink yoghurt with _Lactobacillus caseï Goldin and Gorbach_ (LGG), all natural and very healthy), the girl behind the counter said: “Keeps you young”. WTF is that supposed to mean?? Sure, there’s a few gray hairs, but all in all, I can easily pass for twenty six and a half. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/33 "2001-02-16T13:37:52Z")
I hope this is not too late. Happy Birthday Clog Boy! ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/34 "2001-02-16T13:48:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Sure, there’s a few gray hairs, but all in all, I can easily pass for twenty six and a half. Really. \*\* Ahh, so you still have hair. How I envy you. I can’t pass for under 30 even though I am… Well, happy birthday 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/35 "2001-02-16T14:27:14Z")
Happy B-Day! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/36 "2001-02-16T14:40:26Z")
Check your inbox to see what I had to go through just to wish you a happy b-day in as public and ostentatious way as possible. I love ya, you big cheesy poof! I’ll call you on Monday, okay? Have a great weekend! Tracy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/37 "2001-02-16T15:04:17Z")
Happy Birthday to one of my 15 favorite mods 🙂 -pandora (who will not even try vB code for fear she will muck it up) ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/38 "2001-02-16T15:31:44Z")
Happy birthday Coldfire. ::blushing:: - I love him so much \* ::running out of room, giggling:: jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/39 "2001-02-16T15:41:15Z")
Happy birthday, Coldy. Now bend over so I can give you some belated birthday spankings. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652/40 "2001-02-16T16:28:20Z")
Happy birthday, toots. Have a great day! I’ll hoist a few in your honour, have no fear. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-coldfire/54652.md?page=3)