Hey, Company. Not everyone is a Millennial.

Yeah, it really sucks how Big App forced all the stores to only sell smart lightbulbs. It’s a real shame that it’s literally impossible to find a standard lightbulb.

Not literally impossible, but getting there. (Call me a crudmuffin, but I liked at least have the option of buying at bulbs per dollar instead of dollars per bulb.)

Not what I was talking about but bravo on the ability to find something to be mad about on any possible topic.