# Hey! Dave! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121 "2000-05-21T18:18:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/1 "2000-05-21T18:18:55Z")
Man, how the hell are you? It’s been a long time! Shit, I haven’t seen you since… ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/2 "2000-05-21T19:10:55Z")
the last time you saw him. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/3 "2000-05-21T19:27:24Z")
Dave’s not here _man_! ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/4 "2000-05-21T20:33:16Z")
Is that Dave? ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/5 "2000-05-21T21:10:25Z")
Gee, uh…thanks, I think. Yeah, it’s been a long time. Like my whole life. Who are you? ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/6 "2000-05-21T21:47:40Z")
Hey…I’M Dave dammit…mumble mumble… ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/7 "2000-05-21T21:55:04Z")
No, no… Thats not Dave. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/8 "2000-05-21T22:15:29Z")
_I’m_ Dave, and so is my girlfriend! ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/9 "2000-05-21T22:43:52Z")
I am Spartacus! ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/10 "2000-05-21T22:52:47Z")
Hmmm… not what I was expecting. I was hoping for a: …that time in Denver with those two girls… what were their names? Holly and Sue! Yeah. Shit, remember how we… and someone else picks it up, and so on. But I guess not. My name is not Brenda, or David. I’ve got a wool hat on, but I’m not going to wear it. I think my dad’s hair is falling out. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/11 "2000-05-22T00:13:53Z")
Who the hell is Dave? I’m not Dave… -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dave/20121/12 "2000-05-22T02:19:32Z")
Don’t look at me…