# Hey Dickless, Clark! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 6, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228 "2011-12-06T03:21:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/21 "2011-12-06T09:45:53Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Hit them with the bag of hammers. No no-- leave the mice by the mud fence. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/22 "2011-12-06T09:53:42Z")
Ain’t nothin’ worse than a steaming brownie. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/23 "2011-12-06T11:31:28Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > This being the SDMB, I call for a cite to a peer reviewed study showing that wet mice are less intelligent than dry mice, preferably with a control group of merely damp mice. No, no, no. What you need is a peer to cite a study reviewing the literature on dry versus wet mice. ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/24 "2011-12-06T11:45:01Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > You are such a liar **Brownie55** , a big \*\*fat \*\*liar. _NOW_ you’ve done it. (Bolding and underlining mine.) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/25 "2011-12-06T14:52:32Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > You’d also need to compare them both to a bag of hammers. And a box of rocks. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/26 "2011-12-06T15:16:59Z")
I opened this thread thinking Dick Clark was back in the news. I am oddly disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/27 "2011-12-06T15:17:43Z")
Well as it turns out I have no dog in this fight. I came in here wondering why someone would be raging on [Dick Clark](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Clark). I mean he’s not my cup of tea, but he’s never really struck me as particularly abrasive. Not sure where he stands on bagged mice, though. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/28 "2011-12-06T15:33:39Z")
Dick Clark STANDS ON BAGGED MICE???!!! ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/29 "2011-12-06T16:00:13Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Dick Clark STANDS ON BAGGED MICE???!!! It’s an exercise to improve his balance! How dare you judge! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/30 "2011-12-06T16:01:11Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Well as it turns out I have no dog in this fight.. But do you have a mouse in this fight, and if you do, is it dry or wet? ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/31 "2011-12-06T16:01:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Dick Clark STANDS ON BAGGED MICE???!!! Well, sure. Since the stroke, he’s not fast enough to stand on the un-bagged variety. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/32 "2011-12-06T16:07:54Z")
Oh, that was real? I thought you two were doing a bit. **brownie** , you are NOT doing a heckuva job. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/33 "2011-12-06T16:36:51Z")
I’ve been asked to tell everyone that **brownie55** has received a conciliatory email from \*\*Clark K \*\*. All is forgiven. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/34 "2011-12-06T16:40:51Z")
Even a blind mouse sends an apology eventually. Not a wet one, though. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/35 "2011-12-06T16:42:09Z")
When I was doing my senior research in college I had to train rats to swim. Owing to that experience, I can conclusively conclude that wet rats smell significantly worse than dry rats. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/36 "2011-12-06T17:33:05Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > I have no idea what you’re talking about > > so here’s a bunny with a pancake on its head Since we are in the pit I feel safe to say that you Sir, **jz78817** , are a LIAR!!!. I’ve read your post at least 7 or 8 times and not once did I see a bunny with a pancake on its head. I’d take you to the pit for such a heinous fib but since we are already here I shall one up you and actually link to a bunny with a pancake on its head thus showing that I am superior to you in every way especially in the crotch department. > **[Pancake Bunny | Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pancake-bunny)** > > Pancake Bunny is the nickname given to Oolong, a talented rabbit from Japan that became internet famous for his unique ability to balance all sorts of deli ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/37 "2011-12-06T17:37:20Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I’ve been asked to tell everyone that **brownie55** has received a conciliatory email from \*\*Clark K \*\*. All is forgiven. You seem to be under the impression that anyone cares. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/38 "2011-12-06T17:45:07Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > You seem to be under the impression that anyone cares. Well, _you_ care. And, self esteem issues aside, I include you under the “anyone” banner. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/39 "2011-12-06T17:54:13Z")
We all care. We are a very caring group. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/40 "2011-12-06T18:01:47Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I’ve been asked to tell everyone that **brownie55** has received a conciliatory email from \*\*Clark K \*\*. All is forgiven. Was this problem sorted by the Giraffe boards as well? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228.md?page=3)