# Hey Dickless, Clark! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 6, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228 "2011-12-06T03:21:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/41 "2011-12-06T18:04:40Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Even a blind mouse sends an apology eventually. > > Not a wet one, though. Who would want a wet apology from a blind mouse? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/42 "2011-12-06T18:04:58Z")
> [@Clark\_K](#): > > No, no. I have a dick, I just don’t have … Oh, God it’s so shameful … I don’t have a _duck_! > > :😭: I think I’m going to make that my new insult - “Hey! Duckless!” ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/43 "2011-12-06T18:15:05Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I think I’m going to make that my new insult - “Hey! Duckless!” Ouch! That’s so fowl! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/44 "2011-12-06T18:18:38Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > We all care. We are a very caring group. We only care about the following categories: Disasters Fires Floods Killer Bees The NASA Shuttle Falling In The Sea Starvation Disease Baby Rock The Gamblers The Pushers The Geeks Crack Smack Whack The Welfare Of All The Boys The Welfare Of All The Girls The Army The Navy The Air Force The Marines The SFPD The NYPD The LAPD Your Guns The Wars You’re Fighting The Garbage Pail Kids Transformers The Little Things You People ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/45 "2011-12-06T18:21:47Z")
> [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > Ouch! That’s so fowl! Hah! You quack me up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/46 "2011-12-06T18:36:30Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > But do you have a mouse in this fight, and if you do, is it dry or wet? I always try to keep my mice dry, dry, dry. Since I mouse righthanded, and I keep my cup of tea less than half a foot from the mousepad, this is sometimes a challenge, especially when I’m not really awake. Don’t ask me about the Tragedy of the Sea Monkeys. It still hurts when I think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/47 "2011-12-06T18:46:43Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > We only care about the following categories: You totally forgot kittehs. And grammer. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/48 "2011-12-06T18:52:44Z")
Grammer? I hardly know her! ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/49 "2011-12-06T19:02:00Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I’ve been asked to tell everyone that **brownie55** has received a conciliatory email from \*\*Clark K \*\*. All is forgiven. I’m still waiting on a conciliatory e-mail from **brownie55** for starting this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/50 "2011-12-06T19:02:49Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Hah! You quack me up! 😃 Yeah, but does it echo? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/51 "2011-12-06T19:14:10Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > Don’t ask me about the Tragedy of the Sea Monkeys. I think I saw that in an Off-off Broadway production. Did it have Matthew Broderick in it? ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/52 "2011-12-06T19:23:27Z")
> [@Wilson](#): > > Grammer? I hardly know her! It sure looked like you knew her last night! I saw you two with those bags of mice . . . ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/53 "2011-12-06T19:24:46Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Was this problem sorted by the Giraffe boards as well? Who cares? Everyone who posts there is lame, and everyone who posts here is awesome. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/54 "2011-12-06T19:28:01Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > We only care about the following categories: > > Disasters > Fires > Floods > Killer Bees > The NASA Shuttle Falling In The Sea > Starvation > Disease > Baby Rock > The Gamblers > The Pushers > The Geeks > Crack > Smack > Whack > The Welfare Of All The Boys > The Welfare Of All The Girls > The Army > The Navy > The Air Force > The Marines > The SFPD > The NYPD > The LAPD > Your Guns > The Wars You’re Fighting > The Garbage Pail Kids > Transformers > The Little Things > You People I think you missed “Rape”. > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Who cares? Everyone who posts there is lame, and everyone who posts here is awesome. I care bitch. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/55 "2011-12-06T19:30:05Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > I **care bitch**. Is that anything like a [Care Bear](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Care_Bears)? Only, you know, snarkier? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/56 "2011-12-06T21:32:58Z")
> [@Gedd](#): > > It sure looked like you knew her last night! I saw you two with those bags of mice . . . Would those be bags of white mice? Brown mice? Wild mice? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/57 "2011-12-06T21:43:10Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > You totally forgot kittehs. And grammer. > [@bucketybuck](#): > > I think you missed “Rape”. Apparently I can no longer trust people here to recognize a pop culture reference. One might almost say I have faith no more. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/58 "2011-12-06T21:54:21Z")
I just exploded a piano in honor of your boss culture reference, **Little Nemo**. ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/59 "2011-12-06T22:01:02Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I just exploded a piano in honor of your boss culture reference, **Little Nemo**. **Little Nemo** is probably flopping around on the floor right now. ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/60 "2011-12-06T22:17:31Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Since we are in the pit I feel safe to say that you Sir, **jz78817** , are a LIAR!!!. > > I’ve read your post at least 7 or 8 times and not once did I see a bunny with a pancake on its head. I’d take you to the pit for such a heinous fib but since we are already here I shall one up you and actually link to a bunny with a pancake on its head thus showing that I am superior to you in every way especially in the crotch department. > > [Pancake Bunny | Know Your Meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pancake-bunny) The web page you are attempting to visit is restricted by the City of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_'s network security software. Reason: The Websense category “Streaming Media” is prohibited. * * * URL: [Pancake Bunny | Know Your Meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pancake-bunny) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228.md?page=4)