# Hey Dickless, Clark! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 6, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228 "2011-12-06T03:21:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/61 "2011-12-06T22:24:32Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Apparently I can no longer trust people here to recognize a pop culture reference. One might almost say I have faith no more. Pah. I don’t recognise pop culture references. _They_ recognise me. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/62 "2011-12-06T22:28:27Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > I think you missed “Rape”. > \ It would have been funnier if he had put “Rape” on the list twice. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/63 "2011-12-06T22:31:00Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > It would have been funnier if he had put “Rape” on the list twice. You think rape is funny? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/64 "2011-12-06T22:32:32Z")
Rape once is not funny. But twice? that’s pure comedy gold! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/65 "2011-12-06T22:43:00Z")
Is wet vs dry mice intelligence going to become a SDMB meme now? ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/66 "2011-12-06T22:45:27Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Is wet vs dry mice intelligence going to become a SDMB meme now? No. ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/67 "2011-12-06T23:10:36Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Would those be bags of white mice? Brown mice? Wild mice? Shrimp fried mice. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/68 "2011-12-06T23:15:52Z")
Anyway, like I was sayin’, mice is the fruit of the pantry. You can barbecue 'em, boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em, saute 'em. Dey’s uh, mice-kabobs, mice-creole, mice gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple mice, lemon mice, coconut mice, pepper mice, mice soup, mice stew, mice salad, mice and potatoes, mice burger, mice sandwich… ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/69 "2011-12-06T23:18:42Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Anyway, like I was sayin’, mice is the fruit of the pantry. You can barbecue 'em, boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em, saute 'em. Dey’s uh, mice-kabobs, mice-creole, mice gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple mice, lemon mice, coconut mice, pepper mice, mice soup, mice stew, mice salad, mice and potatoes, mice burger, mice sandwich… You forgot mice-oh. How dare you leave out all of our dear Japanese mice? That’s racist! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/70 "2011-12-06T23:33:18Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Rape once is not funny. But twice? that’s pure comedy gold! Mouse rape is even funnier! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/71 "2011-12-06T23:53:57Z")
So, **brownie55** , how’s this first pit thread of yours going for you so far? Is it everything you hoped it could be? ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/72 "2011-12-07T00:08:47Z")
Didn’t someone call someone a coward or something for not responding to criticism in a timely manner? Even made a pit thread and everything… ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/73 "2011-12-07T00:10:51Z")
> [@Mosier](#): > > Didn’t someone call someone a coward or something for not responding to criticism in a timely manner? Even made a pit thread and everything… I think that was a different thread. This thread’s about mice. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/74 "2011-12-07T00:23:17Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Is that anything like a [Care Bear](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Care_Bears)? Only, you know, snarkier? No, a Care Bitch is when you bitch but caringly. “Hey, asshole, pull up your pants and buy a goddamn belt or my foot’s gonna vacation in Urasscrackistan, you know, because I care.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/75 "2011-12-07T00:37:34Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > It would have been funnier if he had put “Rape” on the list twice. I guess he’s more of a murder and arson man. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/76 "2011-12-07T01:12:42Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > Mouse rape is even funnier! Wet or dry? ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/77 "2011-12-07T01:47:27Z")
Well, that went well. Call me when the eviscerations resume. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/78 "2011-12-07T02:02:59Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > When I was doing my senior research in college I had to train rats to swim. > > Owing to that experience, I can conclusively conclude that wet rats smell significantly worse than dry rats. Owing to my own experiences, I can tell you that dry mice smell worse than dry rats. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/79 "2011-12-07T12:18:08Z")
What’s with the mice pit all over the posts? The cleaner should be raped. Twice. ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dickless-clark/605228/80 "2011-12-07T13:27:09Z")
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