# Hey Diogenes, another thread where you can rant about Favre.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 13, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588 "2004-12-13T13:17:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/101 "2004-12-20T01:56:30Z")

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> [@RAWDuke](#):
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> Who? WHO? 😃 Chris WHO? 😃

Who? What team did he play for? Gawd, I though I knew every one-game pro-bowl quarterback who played the game of his life against the 'Queens. WHO?  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/102 "2004-12-20T01:57:08Z")

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> [@RAWDuke](#):
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> Who? WHO? 😃 Chris WHO? 😃

Heh, at first I thought he meant 'roid-boy Hovan. Then I saw he meant a legit NFL player when I was Weinke. My bad. :smack:

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/103 "2004-12-20T01:58:53Z")

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> [@RAWDuke](#):
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> Who? WHO? 😃 Chris WHO? 😃

Heh, at first I thought it was 'roid-boy Hovan. Then I noticed it was a legit NFL player named Weinke. My bad. :smack:

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/104 "2004-12-20T01:59:54Z")

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Well, goddamnit anyway! SELF- :wally :wally :wally

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**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/105 "2004-12-20T04:01:37Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> Pack wins you buy me a double Southern Comfort on the rocks. Vikes win, you order your favorite.

Hey, I didn’t know you were still in high school. 😛

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/106 "2004-12-20T04:06:11Z")

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> [@RAWDuke](#):
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> Who? What team did he play for? Gawd, I though I knew every one-game pro-bowl quarterback who played the game of his life against the 'Queens. WHO?  
> :eek:

Chris Weinke was a Heisman trophy winner from Florida State who was drafted by the Panthers.

Do you remember the season that started off with the Vikings giving up a touchdown on the opening kickoff to the Panthers on opening day? That was the game. It was the only game the Panthers won all year. People though Weinke was going to be the real deal for a week or so. Now I think he’s third on the depth chart.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/107 "2004-12-20T04:09:05Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> Let me know when you’ll be here. E-mail is in profile. I’ll send my cell # to get everything set.
> 
> Pack are in the playoffs, little more to hope for than rubbing your nose in the loss of the division. This game seems to be the dealmaker. Pack wins you buy me a double Southern Comfort on the rocks. Vikes win, you order your favorite.
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> (I assume your wife will be driving the last leg to DL?) :dubious:

It’s a deal and yes, my wife will be driving. I don’t even feel comfortable having one beer and driving. If I get pulled over I want to be able to honestly say that I haven’t had a drop.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/108 "2004-12-20T11:55:29Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> The Oilers haven’t been any good since they traded Gretsky.
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> Vikes would clinch with a win on friday. If the Pack wins, the Vikes could still win the division if the Pack loses and the Purple wins on the last week of the season.

That’s not accurate. If the Pack wins Friday, they clinch the division. The Vikings could only hope to have the same record, and the Packers have the head-to-head tie-breaker. If the Vikings win Friday, they clinch on the common games tie-breaker.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/109 "2004-12-20T11:56:35Z")

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> [@wmulax93](#):
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> Hey, I didn’t know you were still in high school. 😛

… and a chick. 😉

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/110 "2004-12-20T14:33:48Z")

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You people just don’t appreciate good sippin’ booze.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/111 "2004-12-20T21:14:34Z")

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> [@cricetus](#):
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> That’s not accurate. If the Pack wins Friday, they clinch the division. The Vikings could only hope to have the same record, and the Packers have the head-to-head tie-breaker. If the Vikings win Friday, they clinch on the common games tie-breaker.

You are correct, whomever wins on Friday will clinch. The last game won’t mean poop.  
Now, if the Vikes loose, they could still technically not make the playoffs. I think the Bears could still catch them if all the stars line up.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/112 "2004-12-20T21:19:54Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> You people just don’t appreciate good sippin’ booze.

?Sure we do, that’s why we drink Jack or Crown.

I was at a Ski Lodge in Colorado (Avon area) and they had the most exotic wine and booze list I had ever seen. Bottles of some stuff for $1,200 and shots of other stuff for $40 per each. I can’t imagine that it could be that much better than SC, Jack, Crown or what-have-you. Boggles the mind.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/113 "2004-12-20T23:36:15Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> You people just don’t appreciate good sippin’ booze.

The irony of that statement just broke my ironometer. I assure you that people who are in a position to rate such things rate Southern Comfort near the bottom of sippin’ whiskeys… BELOW such entrants as Old Grand Dad and Wild Turkey. You have to go to store brands to get lower in quality than SoCo.

Tell you what, duff. Have a Maker’s Mark Old Fashioned, or Knob Creek neat (add some branch if you don’t like da burn). Don’t worry, Dio’s paying. Savor it, and then come back and tell me it was better than SoCo.

As for you, Uncommon, you should know that Jack and Crown aren’t even in the top ten. But as long as you don’t tell me Jack Daniels is bourbon, I won’t come after you with a tire iron.

Please drink responsibly.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/114 "2004-12-20T23:51:24Z")

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So how do you whiskey snobs feel about your mixers? Coke? Diet Coke? Pepsi? Mountain Dew? What works best?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/115 "2004-12-21T00:05:39Z")

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**Duff** , you’ve got email.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/116 "2004-12-21T00:55:34Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> So how do you whiskey snobs feel about your mixers? Coke? Diet Coke? Pepsi? Mountain Dew? What works best?

On the rocks with a splash of water. Wait fifteen minutes, mix, enjoy.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/117 "2004-12-21T00:59:16Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> So how do you whiskey snobs feel about your mixers? Coke? Diet Coke? Pepsi? Mountain Dew? What works best?

You think you’re funny, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/118 "2004-12-21T01:00:44Z")

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> [@cricetus](#):
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> As for you, Uncommon, you should know that Jack and Crown aren’t even in the top ten. But as long as you don’t tell me Jack Daniels is bourbon, I won’t come after you with a tire iron.
> 
> Please drink responsibly.

Yes, I agree. I just can’t afford the likes of the more expensive stuff. Well, I can _afford_ it, the wife just has other plans with the money. 😉  
I just started making my own wine in the basement of the house here. As far as my own tastes go, they should become a little more refined in the next few years as I try to perfect the wines. Hopefully that will translate to the more finer bourbons as well.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/119 "2004-12-21T01:02:03Z")

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> [@cricetus](#):
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> You think you’re funny, don’t you?

You never know with that guy, he _might_ be serious. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-diogenes-another-thread-where-you-can-rant-about-favre/279588/120 "2004-12-24T23:02:58Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> It’s a one game lead.
> 
> The Packers were barely able to beat a lousy team- a _dome_ team- at Lambeau in December.
> 
> The Vikings will beat them at the Metrodome on Christmas Eve.

Heh.

Go Pack.

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