# Hey! Don't post here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039 "2001-10-28T01:33:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/1 "2001-10-28T01:33:01Z")
Yeah, that’s right. You heard me. Don’t post here! This is my thread, dagnabbit, and I wanna keep it all for myself. So stay out! ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/2 "2001-10-28T01:34:50Z")
Are you talking to me? ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/3 "2001-10-28T01:34:56Z")
Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/4 "2001-10-28T01:36:18Z")
You must be talking to me, I don’t see anyone else here. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/5 "2001-10-28T01:36:30Z")
When you leave it unlocked, just anyone can wander in! Ya need a guard dog or something. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/6 "2001-10-28T01:37:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultrafilter \* > So stay out! Ok. D’oh! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/7 "2001-10-28T01:38:57Z")
ahem… ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/8 "2001-10-28T01:40:17Z")
HA! HA! HA! ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/9 "2001-10-28T01:41:27Z")
This is probably going to be the longest thread ever. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/10 "2001-10-28T01:41:57Z")
It’s my thread, now. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/11 "2001-10-28T01:43:33Z")
hey! you two interrupted the sequence! bastards… now i’m all hurt inside… WHAAAAHHHHHHHH… ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/12 "2001-10-28T01:44:00Z")
I know, I know. I’m going to hell for this. But it was soooo _tempting_. ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/13 "2001-10-28T01:45:50Z")
Seems as good a time as any to plump up the ol’ post count. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/14 "2001-10-28T01:47:25Z")
You forgot to say “please” ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/15 "2001-10-28T01:47:48Z")
Maybe the mods will let you change the title to “DON’T Ask the Misanthropic Guy.” ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/16 "2001-10-28T01:53:02Z")
Neener, neener, neener! 😛 [sub]did I say something about intelligent conversation? nah[sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/17 "2001-10-28T01:55:42Z")
_peeks in_ hah! no dogs. _struts in and boldly posts_ bwahahahahahahahaha! _gets booted off thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/18 "2001-10-28T01:58:47Z")
Bwahahahaha. I’m being a _rebel_ ---
**Author:** ![TheNewbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@TheNewbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNewbie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/19 "2001-10-28T02:09:31Z")
I’m new here, where aren’t I supposed to post? ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/20 "2001-10-28T02:11:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by heresiarch \* > > * * * Me too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039.md?page=2)