# Hey!  Don't post here!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 28, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039 "2001-10-28T01:33:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Googler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Googler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Googler)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/21 "2001-10-28T02:21:06Z")

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IMHO,This thread has to be in general questions.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/22 "2001-10-28T02:32:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by heresiarch \*
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I wholeheartedly disagree.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/23 "2001-10-28T02:34:24Z")

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\<-- uses evil powers to transform into a hellhound  
\<-- chases cougarfang around  
\<-- runs out of Power, reverts to human form  
\<-- runs away screaming from the enraged cougar

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**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/24 "2001-10-28T02:37:25Z")

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I can’t believe that not only did I open and view this thread, I’m wasting precious moments of my fantastic high-speed life by responding. God, because we all know I have such better things to do. Like have sex. Lots of it. And spend my large amounts of cash. Yup, mm-mm. Sure is.

[sup]Or maybe it’s a Saturday night and I was home by 10 and I have no life nor chance to get one (nor care much either, though at times like now it’s kinda depressing) and have nothing better to do with my time than read this thread and make a ridiculously long reply.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/25 "2001-10-28T02:38:49Z")

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Numpty. I post where I desire. Ha! Try to stop me!

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/26 "2001-10-28T02:48:30Z")

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Well if you say so I won’t post here…whoops :eek:

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/27 "2001-10-28T03:19:53Z")

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Ok. I promise not to hit the post button an the bottom of the screen.

[sub]Ok, so I hit the botton. Shoot me[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/28 "2001-10-28T03:36:09Z")

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Well, since I can’t post here, I’ll sing instead!  
_Someone left a cake out in the rain  
I don’t think that I can take it  
'cause it took so long to bake it  
and I’ll never have that recipe  
aaaaagaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn…_

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**Author:** ![velouria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ac91a4/32.png) [@velouria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velouria)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/29 "2001-10-28T03:42:45Z")

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You are not the boss of me.

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**Author:** ![Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roger_the_Shrubber)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/30 "2001-10-28T03:47:10Z")

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Alright folks, nothing to see here…_Holy Crap!_ Flaming wreckage! Look at that, everyone! Come on, crowd around, don’t be shy!

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/31 "2001-10-28T03:48:24Z")

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> Hey! Don’t post here!

Hey! Why not?

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**Author:** ![Wind\_Sorceress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@Wind\_Sorceress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wind_Sorceress)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/32 "2001-10-28T04:15:52Z")

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the forbidden fruit? we’ve just all sinned

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**Author:** ![DarkJudicator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DarkJudicator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkJudicator)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/33 "2001-10-28T05:06:20Z")

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Mmmmmmmm… sin…

**ultrafilter:** you forgot to say Simon says. 😛

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**Author:** ![SlightDistrurbance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SlightDistrurbance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlightDistrurbance)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/34 "2001-10-28T05:16:27Z")

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Did someone say Post?

Now I want some cerael…  
I prefer General Mills though.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/35 "2001-10-28T05:22:21Z")

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The Ice wolf wanders in, sniffs around, scratches at a few fleas, wanders out again, and rolls lazily in the snow.

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**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/36 "2001-10-28T06:02:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ultrafilter \*  
> \*\*Yeah, that’s right. You heard me. Don’t post here! This is my thread, dagnabbit, and I wanna keep it all for myself. So stay out! \*\*

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**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/37 "2001-10-28T06:03:44Z")

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Can I do that?

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/38 "2001-10-28T06:13:24Z")

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Make me.

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/39 "2001-10-28T06:14:09Z")

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“you can’t do anything to me, that castro hasn’t already done” -TM

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dont-post-here/90039/40 "2001-10-28T08:37:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by saepiroth \*  
> \*\*\<-- uses evil powers to transform into a hellhound  
> \<-- chases cougarfang around  
> \<-- runs out of Power, reverts to human form  
> \<-- runs away screaming from the enraged cougar \*\*

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

\*chase, chase, pounce

_chomp_

_walks away with a scrap of **saepiroth** ’s underwear between teeth_

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