# Hey, Dumbfuck! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070 "2000-11-13T22:35:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070/21 "2000-11-14T23:05:41Z")
Neuroman, OpalCat hates lists with only two things on them. It used to be that if you wanted to make a list of only two things, the third thing would be “Hi, Opal!” in order to appease her. Now it’s gotten to the point where the third thing on a list with more than two things is “Hi, Opal!” too, which kinda dilutes the original intent of the joke. But that’s okay. Can’t fault the newbies. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070/22 "2000-11-14T23:50:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neuroman \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > > \*\*3) Hi, Opal. > > \*\* > > What is this supposed to mean? Is this some rib at a poster and/or troll? I’ve seen this posted before in other lists, by you tiggeril or someone else, can’t remember which. \*\* And remember that **Anthracite** loooooooves bulleted lists, and if you use emoticons to make the actual bullets you might win a **Wizzo Button** from her! ---
**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070/23 "2000-11-15T00:19:38Z")
Heh cds will blind you, i know. They also are great for signaling friends who are right behind you and see you before that.🙂 Im a very relaxed driver, I act like im the only person on the road. ---
**Author:** ![SkinnyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@SkinnyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkinnyGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070/24 "2000-11-15T08:57:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*A _French_ car? Tasteful? I really doubt it. \*\* UBee, being Dutch and fairly patriotic, I have absolutely no love for the French. I would never drive a French car. (I’d take a Française for a ride, but I digress.) But I do have to correct you on this one, even though you have more teeth than I have. Peugeot is the manufacturer of _THE_ wet dream on wheels: the 406 Coupé (and that’s pronounced coo- **pay** , you uncouth barbarians). When I see that car, I cream my pants. Yes I do. Oh, to have less principles and a shitload of money… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070/25 "2000-11-15T11:13:17Z")
Hoo yeah. The Pug 406 Coupé can be seen [here](http://www.peugeot.com/406_coupe/en/gif/im3.jpg), ladies and gents. And [here’s](http://www.peugeot.com/406_coupe/en/gif/im1.jpg) the front, dammit. Quite the looker indeed. And since I drove one for a day (sweettalked the dealer into lending it to me when my car was in for its annual checkup), I’m completely in love with it as well. What a car. For now, it’s the 306, though. Not as glamourous, but BOY does it handle! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070/26 "2000-11-15T11:51:40Z")
1. feh and double feh. you want power? take a look at this. read the stats and prepare to wet yourself. [http://www.capitalmotorcycles.ie/bigbrute.html](http://www.capitalmotorcycles.ie/bigbrute.html) brummm BRUMM!!! ---
**Author:** ![SkinnyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@SkinnyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkinnyGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070/27 "2000-11-15T12:22:09Z")
I looked at those two pictures, and now I need to change my shorts. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-dumbfuck/41070.md?page=1)