# Hey Eve, hey Eve, over here!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eve-hey-eve-over-here/15939>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eve-hey-eve-over-here/15939 "2000-04-14T20:43:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eve-hey-eve-over-here/15939/1 "2000-04-15T05:04:00Z")

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Yesterday I discovered William Allen Butler’s “Nothing to Wear”.

So even though it’s been obsolete for several months, I _got it_!

Of course, that’s kind of the story of my life…

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Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – _another custom design by the mind of Wally_

Whan that Aprillè with hise shourès soote  
The droghte of March had percèd to the roote,  
I druv a motor thro’ Aprillè’s bliz  
Somme forty mile, and dam neere lyke to friz.  
– Bert Leston Taylor

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eve-hey-eve-over-here/15939/2 "2000-04-14T20:43:00Z")

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Well, that sure got my attention! Ah, memories of the 1990s . . . To explain to newcomers, my board name used to be Flora McFlimsey, which I took from the amusing poem Pimp just mentioned, about a New York society girl who has “nothing to wear.”

Thanks for the memories!

—The artist formerly known as Flora