# Hey EVERYBODY! Naughty love letters from Cheffie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503 "2000-04-07T19:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/1 "2000-04-07T19:48:00Z")
I decided that rather than detract from the work of art that is the “love letters from Mullinator” thread, I’d start a new one. So here we go: anyone who wants a steamy (or funny, or both) love note posted to them in this thread, post the phrase “Chef Troy, Get Me Cookin’!” and I’ll see what I can do. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/2 "2000-04-07T19:53:00Z")
Ooh, ooh! Do I get to be the first? Hey Chef Troy, pleeeeeze get me cookin’! * * * Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – _another custom design by the mind of Wally_ ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/3 "2000-04-07T19:59:00Z")
Chef Troy, this is a toughie because I am soy-free, gluten-free, egg-free, dairy-free, and (sigh) nut-free too… But I would love if it you would pretty please with sugar on top get me cookin’ too! ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/4 "2000-04-07T21:35:00Z")
Aw, Chef, after that hot picture you sent me I’m dreamin’ of you… or wait, maybe it’s the other way around. Anyway, Chef Troy, Get Me Cookin’! ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/5 "2000-04-07T22:19:00Z")
Cheffy, you KNOW I’m always up for a good love story 😉 * * * Thanks for the smile this morning. How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know? Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please _~~ originally posted by GolfWidow_ ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/6 "2000-04-07T22:28:00Z")
Now this is something I absolutely MUST have. Placing my order, sweetie, salivating in anticipation. * * * Madness takes it’s toll… So does New Jersey. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/7 "2000-04-07T23:17:00Z")
woooohoooo I’ve had Mully take me, so Cheffie you think you can get me cookin? It might take some doing, are you up to it? Or rather should I say HOW up to it are you? Get me cookin Cheffie. * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/8 "2000-04-07T23:34:00Z")
I’m getting in on this one before the deal expires (for once)! * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg) O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/9 "2000-04-07T23:36:00Z")
Mmmmmmm… My pot boileth over in anticipation… Let’s you and me get cookin’, baby! * * * Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/10 "2000-04-07T23:38:00Z")
Can you smell what the Chief is cooking? ah, what the hell…Chief Troy, get me cooking! * * * Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate mother-fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/11 "2000-04-08T00:04:00Z")
Chef hon, get me cookin! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/12 "2000-04-08T00:06:00Z")
Oooooooohhhhhh, Cheffy! I absolutely _adore_ your culinary delights, at least as far as I’ve been able to from your posts. Oh, it would truly warm this heart, if you could find the time to ‘get me cookin!’ \ \ 😉 * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/13 "2000-04-08T00:34:00Z")
Chef, come on you stud, get this boy a’cookin! * * * Just make yourself comfy while I shoot nuclear particles into your heart. (Courtesy of Wally) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/14 "2000-04-08T02:10:00Z")
Sign me up for some cooookin’ lessons, cheffie baby! :::::: :purrrrrrrr::::::::::: ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/15 "2000-04-08T02:19:00Z")
Chef, I realize that at one point, you said something about being attracted to me. That said, I do hope you’ll treat me like… Oh, say, a nice COLD breakfast cereal in this thread… As in, cook-me-not, thanks! After all, we wouldn’t want to get Drainy jealous… 😉 * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/16 "2000-04-08T02:47:00Z")
Oooh, Chef! Cook me! Cook me! * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/17 "2000-04-08T03:00:00Z")
Woo Hoo Cheffie!! Show me what you got cooking! Having had the benefit of your attention (lower right shoulder), I can’t wait to see what you have in store for me. * * * Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/18 "2000-04-08T03:34:00Z")
Oh Cheffy, do me, do me…errr, I mean cook me, cook me 🙂 Please? UncleBeer, Wally and Mullinator all ignored my requests for sig lines, profiles and love letters. Please don’t leave me out in the cold too… * * * Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/19 "2000-04-08T04:16:00Z")
Hey shadow fox, I’ll make you a isig line! How about this: “I’m just lookin’ out for you man. For all you know, that chic could be a bigger germ famr than that monkey in outbreak!” * * * Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503/20 "2000-04-09T01:01:00Z")
Hey, I kind of like that. Imagine that, I have the first official Lexicon sig line! Of course, I had to clean it up a little (you misspelled farm). Thank you Lexi, for thinking about me. * * * Shadowfox **"I’m just lookin’ out for you man. For all you know, that chic could be a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak!"** - Courtesy of Lexicon [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everybody-naughty-love-letters-from-cheffie/16503.md?page=2)