# Hey, everyone, it's Anniz's turn!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074 "2000-10-16T02:47:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/1 "2000-10-16T02:47:41Z")

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Right now it’s about quarter of five in the morning in Sweden, and our favourite Swedish chick who posts drunk and writes in her own inimitable style is sitting (well, sleeping) on 499 posts.

Let’s have a surprise post party!

Who’s got the booze? Anyone order a pizza?

I’ll be the gift. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/2 "2000-10-16T03:29:58Z")

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_goes to wrap Montfort but thinks better of it._

I’ll order the pizza and then hide behind the couch.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/3 "2000-10-16T04:17:00Z")

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Well, since I usually just show up and drink everyone else’s booze, I guess I can spring for some this time! Here’s to Anniz!

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/4 "2000-10-16T04:49:33Z")

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**evilbeth** : Whaddya bring? I know she likes beer, but I’m sure some Swedish vodka (Absolut) is appreciated, too.

Good idea, **dpr**. I can have some fun here with this. Any ladies volunteer to wrap me up for **Anniz**? 😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/5 "2000-10-16T05:10:08Z")

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::sticks big red ribbon bow on Montfort’s forehead::

Cheers, Anniz! 🙂

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/6 "2000-10-16T06:19:26Z")

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Congrats, **Anniz**!

Now that I’m here, I can drink **evilbeth’s** booze.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/7 "2000-10-16T06:32:31Z")

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Hey, hey, hey! This isn’t a free bar, you know! This is what is known as a kissing bar. In order to get a drink, you must kiss the bartender and since I brought the booze and Montfort might get jealous with everyone kissing Anniz, I guess I’ll have to be the bartender. Tough job but someone’s got to do it! As for what kind of booze–we got anything you like–it’s well stocked.

So, pucker up!

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/8 "2000-10-16T07:17:13Z")

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But can’t i kiss BOTH evilbeth and Anniz? Congrats, anniz.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/9 "2000-10-16T07:18:34Z")

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Sure! You can even kiss MysterEcks if you want!

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/10 "2000-10-16T07:31:39Z")

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**evilbeth** said:

> [@](#):
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> Sure! You can even kiss MysterEcks if you want!

I’m kind of afraid of Daniel. He has such a big…username. 😃

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/11 "2000-10-16T07:32:56Z")

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Now, now, MysterEcks, we all know that it isn’t the _size_ of the username that matters!

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/12 "2000-10-16T07:39:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Montfort \*  
> \*\* Anyone order a pizza?_\*

**[sub](Oboyihopeyou like**[pepperoni](http://www.breadstick.com/images/pizza.gif)\*\*!)  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[/sub]O  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;º  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sub)[/sub]  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;+  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;" \*\*

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/13 "2000-10-16T07:50:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by evilbeth \*  
> \*\*Now, now, MysterEcks, we all know that it isn’t the _size_ of the username that matters! \*\*

But it IS the experience- and I have used mine more than twice as much- “it ain’t the years, it’s the miles.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/14 "2000-10-16T07:56:26Z")

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Hej allihopa (Hi everyone)!  
Thanks for the suprise **Montfort**.  
What a great gift.:D:):D:)  
**dpr, evilbeth, AudreyK, MysterEcks, Danielinthewolvesden,  
and Sweet Sue**, tack(thanks) for dropping in.

I think I only take one beer,  
otherwise I’ll be to drunk and horny.  
And I wouldn’t want that to happened right now,  
because I know someone called **Montford** is sleeping now.

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/15 "2000-10-16T14:30:51Z")

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**Anniz** : I’m awake now, so feel free to get drunk and horny. 😉

And, **Sweet Sue** , I’m a vegetarian, so no pepperonis on the pizza, s’il vous plaît.

One screwdriver, extra Absolut Citron, please, **evilbeth**.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/16 "2000-10-17T00:03:46Z")

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Happy 500. Someone pass a slice of pizza (cheese only) and a beer over here. Thanks a lot.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/17 "2000-10-17T07:10:52Z")

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So to get some booze do I have to kiss beth or all the girls here?

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/18 "2000-10-17T08:15:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dpr \*  
> \*\*So to get some booze do I have to kiss beth or all the girls here? \*\*

Well, the requirement is just me but feel free to go for everyone if you like!

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/19 "2000-10-17T08:29:51Z")

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Hello! Hello, happy Montfort, and happy Anniz! Sadly, I have no booze. Have got some cheese and bread and I suppose I could arrange for some roasted cat if you like. (Would that be at all useful?) Let me know, because it might take some time to explain it to the poor little moggie.

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**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-annizs-turn/37074/20 "2000-10-17T08:39:15Z")

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\<Runs in, kisses evilbeth, chugs drink, and runs out shouting over shoulder, “happy 500th **Anniz** , and best wishes for your next 500!”\>
