# Hey Everyone! It's Cristi's 1000th Post Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 1999, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771 "1999-12-05T21:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/1 "1999-12-05T21:36:00Z")
Hey! This is my 1000th post! Woohoo! I’m special! I have no life! Come on in & help me get one, okay? I’ve got chips and dip, beer, those little ham-roll ups, more beer, devilled eggs, cigars, and later on, there’ll be dancing girls and guys. Did I mention that there’s beer? Enjoy yourselves! I’ll be flitting about and doing hostessy things, like refilling the mint bowls and getting the room set up for some naked Pictionary later on. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/2 "1999-12-05T22:08:00Z")
Better than your 1000th post partum. Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/3 "1999-12-05T22:30:00Z")
Congrats! ## (But most of those posts were in “Guy Stuff”)Do they count? Take care. Wishing all you at the SDMB Happy Xmas and a GREAT 2000 and beyond! ---
**Author:** ![counterattackii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/41988e/32.png) [@counterattackii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/counterattackii)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/4 "1999-12-05T22:40:00Z")
Now that’s an impressive amount of posts… congrats Cristi! _Looks around for something to serve as a trophy…_ Sorry Cristy, but all I could find was that Cheeto from 1976… * * * Ignorance isn’t bliss. It’s just another way of shooting yourself in the foot. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/5 "1999-12-05T23:52:00Z")
Congrats! I stunned by your creativity and fortitude in actually _offering_ to host this group to a party after The Guy Thread. Be sure to send a special invitation to Melin. Pour a few brews and tequila chasers for her and she may forget about the unpaid legal fees. Besides, it’ll probably be a good idea to have a mouthpiece, uh, _legal representative_ around when the inevitable debauchery breaks out. Let me pop a cold one in your honor and hoist it in a toast: Cristi1K! Now I’m gonna tuck into that little dish of Andes mints before the others pig out on them. Veb ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/6 "1999-12-06T01:01:00Z")
Happy post-day to you Happy post-day to you Happy post-day dear Cristi Happy post-day to you! Did somebody say Andes mints? Hey! Leave some for me! * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/7 "1999-12-06T01:06:00Z")
beer? Ah I don’t drink beer. Matter of fact for some unknown reason, I just bought three cases of champagne to drink all this month in celebration of Year 2000. Spiffy. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/8 "1999-12-06T01:31:00Z")
Neurro, now I saw the Andes mints first. Now don’t _owwww!_ starting grabbing the munchies! Look, there’s Cristi putting out a nice big bowl of Chex party mix… _ouchhhh!_ She hit me! Give them back! ::an unseemly tussle ensues, with foil wrapped mints and pretzels cascading into the votive candles:: Cristi…!! Veb ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/9 "1999-12-06T01:37:00Z")
Neuro, are you drunk already? Way, way off key. Don’t sing anymore. Here, eat some of this blue stuff. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/10 "1999-12-06T01:39:00Z")
Forgot. Way to be, Cristi. You da gal! * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/11 "1999-12-06T01:43:00Z")
Hi Cristi Congrats on P1K. Whats your secret? Can you pass me a beer and some of the ham-rollups and a couple of devilled eggs? (pockets a cigar for later) When do the dancing girls get here? Nice place you have here. (plops down on sofa ang props boots up on the coffee Table) ## Peace t lion * * * " I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? " * * * ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/12 "1999-12-06T02:03:00Z")
What took you so long?You started 4-14, I see.Congratulations. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/13 "1999-12-06T02:06:00Z")
Lion, don’t be a stuffed shirt. Make yourself at home. It’s a party! * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/14 "1999-12-06T02:07:00Z")
Lion, don’t be a stuffed shirt. Make yourself at home. It’s a party! * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/15 "1999-12-06T02:07:00Z")
You know I wouldn’t have missed it, Cristi :)… :::sound of lips kissing cheeks::: ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/16 "1999-12-06T03:32:00Z")
Wally,It cost me good money to keep the truth about HouDope#2 quiet,I’m not going to blow my good reputation now. Gotta light? (pulls out the stogie,bites the end off and spits it on the floor) BELCH! Good Beer! Peace t lion * * * * * * " I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? " * * * ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/17 "1999-12-06T04:43:00Z")
{quote]_Looks around for something to serve as a trophy…_ Sorry Cristy, but all I could find was that Cheeto from 1976… [/quote] That was very unimaginative, counterattack. But I’ll cover for you. _hands Cristi an empty Captain Morgan bottle_ Here’s a trophy for ya, Cristi. Got any spinach dip? * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F. ---
**Author:** ![toecutter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@toecutter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toecutter)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/18 "1999-12-06T05:18:00Z")
Hello everyone Congratulations Cristi. Nice going. like your stuff. Here, have some Canadian Beer. \. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/19 "1999-12-06T19:06:00Z")
Congrats! You’re have half as big a mouth as me… 😃 * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/20 "1999-12-06T19:26:00Z")
Congratulations! I’m just going to grab an Andes mint and…hey. What happened to all the Andes? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771.md?page=2)