# Hey Everyone! It's Cristi's 1000th Post Party!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 1999, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771 "1999-12-05T21:36:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/21 "1999-12-06T19:31:00Z")

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_pokes his head into the door_

Is this the room that ordered the male dancer?

OOOO Chex Mix!

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How do you like that! And without so much as a “Kiss my foot” or “Have an apple”!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/22 "1999-12-06T21:28:00Z")

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Hi there! Sorry, I’ve been a little busy flitting & being hostessy. Glad you like the Chex mix!

Oh, I see were out of Andes. Here, got a few more boxes. I’ve got some barbecue wings, too, if anyone feels carnivorous.

OOH! Is that the male dancer? Cool! Hey guys, settle down–I’ve got a lady coming for you later! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/23 "1999-12-07T00:05:00Z")

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Alright, I got here just in time for the male dancer, Hey Cristi, watch this ::pulls a peashooter and a bag of peas out of pocket,  
and starts pelting the dancers butt, ::  
oh yeah , thats the way to really make him twist and shout.

I would have been here sooner , but SOME people hog the computer all weekend .  
::glares at Lion::

Congrats Cristi !

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/24 "1999-12-07T00:30:00Z")

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MizzzCristi. I salute you!

:::BONK:::

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/25 "1999-12-07T00:52:00Z")

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Yeeehawww!!!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-its-cristis-1000th-post-party/11771/26 "1999-12-07T04:55:00Z")

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1000th posts! You are a member of an elite club. People who have no lives.

Where’s the chocolate…

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The early bird gets the worm but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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