# Hey everyone \[New Poster Introduction\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2015, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264 "2015-03-05T09:29:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/41 "2015-03-10T02:27:53Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Dear Og. I’ll never be able to unsee that. Please Lord – let him/her been at home at the time. > [@swampspruce](#): > > Challenge Accepted! \ G’ahhhh! The soundtrack’s pretty good though! My favorite is htt ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S4tlI4AzLI But with Dave dead now ------- its like Black Sabbath without Ozzie. Still better than most; just not the same. All this aside, unfortunately the OP poster went from Cafe to making this thread. He may be in recovery for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/42 "2015-03-10T11:36:30Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > please note the exits have been secured for convenience and protection. Whose convenience and protection are we talking about, exactly? :dubious: Welcome to the board, **FollowMeDown**. Hope you enjoy your stay here. We’re a slightly sarcastic but mostly good-natured bunch (well, in the sort of thread that I frequent, anyway) and I hope you enjoy your stay here. Now let’s get this thread back on track (sorry) and build up some steam (sorry). Anyone got some one-liners about monorails? (sorry) Oh yes. We’re also rather fond of puns. The most successful threads are full of them. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/43 "2015-03-10T14:35:58Z")
> [@Dervorin](#): > > Now let’s get this thread back on track (sorry) and build up some steam (sorry). Anyone got some one-liners about monorails? (sorry) Any pun about a monorail is going to be a one-liner? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/44 "2015-03-10T14:49:03Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Any pun about a monorail is going to be a one-liner? Oh, fer Brunel’s sake. You guys are acting like this place is some sort of Magic Kingdom. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/45 "2015-03-10T17:06:28Z")
Welcome to the SDMB, **FollowMeDown**. My wife says I have a one track mind. Any advice? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/46 "2015-03-10T18:39:49Z")
I think the OP joined [Charlie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh994JcEfkI)on the MTA line. He’ll never return. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/47 "2015-03-10T20:40:35Z")
Yeah, I was beginning to wonder if maybe **FollowMeDown** ’s location might end up being “the rabbit hole”. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/48 "2015-03-10T20:45:46Z")
he’s in the shed. ---
**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/49 "2015-03-12T12:12:36Z")
Is that you Sheldon Cooper ? ( subtle reference to Big Bang Theory show ) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/50 "2015-03-13T00:44:09Z")
We may have let his steam out? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/51 "2015-03-16T21:00:16Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > ::Hands **FollowMeDown** a basket a muffins:: Well, atleast he’ll have something to choo, choo on. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/52 "2015-03-17T00:18:06Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Well, atleast he’ll have something to choo, choo on. Now THIS is a real Doper!!! Not like those Goonies in the Happy Introduction threads. Keep it up, **Simster** , you’re making me proud. ---
**Author:** ![FollowMeDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6a8cbe/32.png) [@FollowMeDown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FollowMeDown)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/53 "2018-09-17T13:21:04Z")
Wow, do you think three years is a long enough wait to answer this thread? I will say that we here on the railroad are a lazy bunch. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/54 "2018-09-17T13:32:32Z")
Guess you got off track, huh? I’m so ashamed of that… ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/55 "2018-09-17T13:36:49Z")
His train of thought was derailed? ---
**Author:** ![FollowMeDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6a8cbe/32.png) [@FollowMeDown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FollowMeDown)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/56 "2018-09-17T13:43:54Z")
I fell asleep and went past my stop…by a few years. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/57 "2018-09-18T18:01:19Z")
Good, your here, **FollowMeDown**. I wanted to ask who is in the kitchen with Dinah and, more importantly, what he has against properly tuned banjo strings? Darned annoying, that. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/58 "2018-09-18T19:13:01Z")
Kick his caboose! ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/59 "2018-09-18T19:33:41Z")
Ohhh, now there’s an idea. **Gackles gleefully and goes off toward the kitchen calling out, "Oh, Mister Banjo Player, may I have a word with you?"** ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264/60 "2018-09-18T21:43:25Z")
It’ll be interesting to gauge the response of that, **HC**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-everyone-new-poster-introduction/714264.md?page=4)