# Hey, eveybody, big party here! (SHHHH, Don't tell Falcon!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649 "2000-09-18T20:32:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/21 "2000-09-19T01:09:47Z")
I’m in 🙂 Can I kinda hang out in that corner by the bartender? He’s cute…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/22 "2000-09-19T01:23:49Z")
What the heck is taking Falcon so long? It’s getting a little warm here behind the couch. Hey, watch it with that sock there, buddy! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/23 "2000-09-19T01:48:57Z")
Am I too late? Any room behind that couch? Hey is that a nike swish on that sock Coldie? Certainly gives new meaning to the phrase ‘Just do it.’ Might get a drink first… ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/24 "2000-09-19T01:54:01Z")
_sniffs…wuinkles up nose_ It smells like old socks in here. Hell with the couch, I’m hiding behind the bar. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/25 "2000-09-19T01:57:50Z")
Who knew the Dutch were so fuzzy? And, hey, quit it…:::jostle poke squish shove::: Damn, it’s getting crowded behind this couch. Hey! Watch where you’re pointing that thing. Ooof, get off me! Frick…_Falcon_, are you coming yet? I’m getting unintentionally molested for you here… ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/26 "2000-09-19T01:58:53Z")
I think you need to roll up that sock some more coldie… who you trying to kid? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/27 "2000-09-19T02:19:43Z")
Oh good lord. COLDFIRE! What the HELL is that sock doing? Well, I wanted to wait until I actually HAD 3000 posts to make it over here, but I wouldn’t want Ruffian to get too molested. (I mean, imagine the carnage if Omni showed up.) So then…dpr, care to get me a drink? Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/28 "2000-09-19T02:22:07Z")
SURPRISE! Oh, did I miss my cue? Oh…well, carry on then. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/29 "2000-09-19T02:26:41Z")
Heck we can start the party early. We’ll pretend it’s like New Year’s… _ongratulatory hug for the lovely guest of honour_ Sure thing hon. One drink coming up. _gets Falcon a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster and steps back_ ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/30 "2000-09-19T02:30:41Z")
Is there room for one more back here? ::steps over/on people:: Excuse me. Sorry. Lemme through. OK, I’m comfy now. How are you? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/31 "2000-09-19T02:43:24Z")
Hey Falc- I bet if you put your mind to it, you could hit your mark in this very thread! What’ya think? Happy 3000, babe, and may you enjoy the next 3000 as much as you did the first bunch 😃 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/32 "2000-09-19T02:47:11Z")
Hmmm. didn’t even have to dangle tickets. Welcome to the party, Falc, Happy 3000. oh…er…SUPRISE! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/33 "2000-09-19T03:19:01Z")
I bet I could, Scotti! 🙂 Probably will, in fact… And dpr? _downs Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in one gulp_ Wanna get me another? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/34 "2000-09-19T05:09:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Hmmm. didn’t even have to dangle tickets. Whatever works. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/35 "2000-09-19T05:31:46Z")
**weirddave** said: > [@](#): > > Hmmm. didn’t even have to dangle tickets. _Redskins_tickets? You mean those guys who are in last place after the tie breakers? Happy 3000, **Falcon** , a bit early. Now…somebody direct me to the beer and/or tequila. And…could we get some Lysol or something? This place smells like used socks, for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/36 "2000-09-19T05:55:14Z")
Happy 3000, Falc! I only hope to be like you someday. 😃 Pssst, Coldfire. I wasn’t paying _any_ attention to the sock. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/37 "2000-09-19T13:50:23Z")
Happy 3000, Falc. I’m sorry that Coldfire’s sock stole some of your thunder. I believe it was all done for you, though. Looks to be a great party. _whispers_ Now let me get this straight…are ALL the guys going to do the Red Hot Coldfire Peppers thing? Damn. And I forgot my camera… {{{hugs}}} Have a super party! You deserve it. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/38 "2000-09-19T14:00:36Z")
struuter…I’m sure if we got them drunk enough, all of them would do it…and I have my camera. Blackmail, anyone? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/39 "2000-09-19T14:20:34Z")
Sweet! You are the goddess of good ideas, the saint of single-handedly saving the day. Small wonder we all revere you so much. ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/40 "2000-09-19T14:26:40Z")
SHURPRISHE!!! _falls at Falcon’s feet_ (BTW, why don’t we have a drunk smilie? Lord knows we could use one around here.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649.md?page=3)