# Hey, eveybody, big party here! (SHHHH, Don't tell Falcon!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649 "2000-09-18T20:32:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/41 "2000-09-19T16:14:40Z")
Uh-oh. Blackmail? Time to distract Falc. ::Weirddave sits Falc in a chair and gesturs backstage. Six well muscled, oiled Chippendale dancers come out and surround the chair. The music starts and they start dancing suggestively:: Somebody get Falc another drink! Sorry, guys, but it IS her party. We can all go over here and talk about manly things. Is it just me, or does one of those dancers look like Chris Farley? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/42 "2000-09-19T16:49:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Good idea, dave. Gonna have to be one big-assed couch, though, \<\\> > \*\* Glad that _I_ didn’t say that!!! Hi Falc! ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/43 "2000-09-19T16:54:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by weirddave \* > Six well muscled, oiled Chippendale dancers come out and surround the chair. The music starts and they start dancing suggestively. Oh, my! :digs frantically through her purse: Now where did I put all those dollar bills? Happy (early) 3000, Falcon!! Tally ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/44 "2000-09-19T16:56:27Z")
Southern! LTNS! _smooch_ And nice show… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/45 "2000-09-19T17:02:17Z")
Happy 2984, Falcon! I’ve loved reading you. :::hands Tally-Ho a wad of $1 bills::: Woo Hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/46 "2000-09-19T17:59:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by weirddave \* > \*\* Is it just me, or does one of those dancers look like Chris Farley? \*\* Aiieeee! ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649/47 "2000-09-19T18:18:27Z")
:whispers to Falc it’s that blonde guy the one from the card?: Here’s some dollar bills Falc, have a great time. I’m going to get a beer and watch the show from over here. Coldie, dpr id I ever tell you guys that I love accents? You two come over here and just talk in my general vicinity, please? Where’s mattk? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-eveybody-big-party-here-shhhh-dont-tell-falcon/33649.md?page=2)