I’d just like to say I am SO not a fan of Falcon.
Also, hi Lauralee. It’s great to be underneath you again.
Ya got that backwards Mully… Remember, I was following you around! Uncle Beer goes beneath me.
Not this time ;). Falcon I enjoy chatting with you in chat, I just wish I could do more of it with you. You even have fans up in Canada.
Take Care:
Keith
Falc? Why, she’s…
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIEALIDOSIOUS!
Falcon knows that I think she is all that AND a bag of chips AND a large orange drink.
I refuse to do the {{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}} thing on general principles.
Anyone know of similar keyboard-shift features that allude to raunchy sex?
8==D O-:
Well, blow jobs ain’t particularly raunchy, per se, but it’s the best I could do!
Yer pal,
Satan
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, two weeks, three days, 13 hours, 35 minutes and 32 seconds.
8022 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,002.83.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 6 days, 20 hours, 30 minutes.
I slept with a REPUBLICAN moderator!*
Hey Falcon,
Even though we didn’t get to talk much at ChiDope (there were just so many people, I didn’t get a chance to talk a lot to everyone :(), anyone who immediately recognizes the term “tit shelf” is obviously a highly perceptive, funny person that I want to count among my friends.
This thread says more about Falcon than I can.
Remember hon, you promised to wait until after the 'Skins win the Super Bowl!
And both of y’all . . . you’re beautiful. mind, body and the fact of your being. Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t know you. And probably isn’t worth knowing, either.
While I’ve never met purplebear in person, I honestly believe that she is a smart, sweet, kind, loving, warm, witty, and wonderful person, and I hope that I do get the chance to meet her someday, because I know my life will be enriched.
I have had the very distinct pleasure of meeting Falcon on two occasions, and I can say this–she’s effing beautiful. Inside and out. She has this presence that just draws a person to her, like a moth to a flame, but instead of getting burned, you just get comfortably warm & happy. I am definitely better for knowing her.
(((purplebear)))
(((Falcon)))
Love you both!
I hope Falcon already knows how high my opinion of her is–but just in case:
Falc, you’re beautiful, sweet, and I’m very proud to call you a friend. You are also the Grand High Mistress of Flirting, and all other flirters must bow down before you.
Right where you want them! 
What??? Falcon feeling unloved???
Oh, Sassy Bird, you know better than that!
VB runs in, hugs Falc, plants a big wet sloppy one on her, douses her with cinnamon oil, gives her a slug of 151, wiggles his eyebrows suggestively at her, and runs out again.
Busy busy busy…