# Hey, folks! It's the Second Coming!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598 "2000-01-05T22:36:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598/21 "2000-01-06T01:13:00Z")

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John C, put me down for A. On the basis of past performance.

Odds are a bit high, though. I make it even money.

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Stop telling God what to do.

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**Author:** ![\_1Troublemaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/49beb7/32.png) [@\_1Troublemaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_1Troublemaker)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598/22 "2000-01-06T01:20:00Z")

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Ohhhhhh the Cat Came Back…

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598/23 "2000-01-06T01:21:00Z")

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I gotta go with both A and C. It is Phaedrus, who is a 14-year-old boy.

Exhibit A - formeragent and Phaedrus chatted like old buddies. No one here ever agrees with Phaedrus but Phaedrus himself.

And the style is SO fourteen years old.

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598/24 "2000-01-06T01:49:00Z")

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Stop new enrollments.

Just close the door.

And I agree the ‘new’ formeragent is a reg who thinks this is funny, the ‘old/real’ formeragent talked alot more than that above.

For the love of god, stop the enrollments!

Navigator…you arent annoyng at all when you dont use that sig line with the crosses…Welcome.

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Who so ever quoteth bullshiteth to thine kellibelli shalt kisseth her big fat lily white asseth. This is from the Book of Hippocracy, chapter 4-69.

See, I cited a quote, therefore, it is true.

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**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598/25 "2000-01-06T02:03:00Z")

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Inside information says it’s Cecil.

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Hell is Other People.

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**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598/26 "2000-01-06T02:47:00Z")

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hmmm give me door #2…oooppss I mean I’m for B…

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“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-folks-its-the-second-coming/3598/27 "2000-01-06T04:06:00Z")

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Okay, I’m in.

::rubs hands; shoots cuff::

A, even money.

Please my winnings directly to me; I’d thought about a donation to the Troll Starvation Center, but hey, greed overtook me.

Veb

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