# Hey gals: do spiders and creepy-crawlies cause you to lock your legs? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 13, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697 "2001-06-13T18:18:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/1 "2001-06-13T18:18:54Z")
Forgive me for a weird question, but I’m curious about something I read recently. In her book _Sexual Personae_, Camille Paglia writes the following in regard to the double standard applied to male and female promiscuity: > [@](#): > > Even in the liberated or lesbian woman there is some biologic restraint whispering: keep the birth canal clean. In judiciously witholding herself, woman protects an invisible fetus. Perhaps this is the reason for the archetypical horror (rather than socialized fear) that many otherwise bold women have of spiders and other rapidly crawling insects. Although she wrote this only as an aside, it makes me curious: are women really so viscerally horrified by rapidly-running, creepy-crawly creatures? When confronted by these things, do you find yourself leaping up on some furniture and locking your knees together, as if in an instinctive move to prevent it from running up and invading your nether regions? ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/2 "2001-06-13T20:37:29Z")
No. I don’t know what made her think this line up, but…no. Of course, my dad taught me early that bugs had their place in this world and, although that place wasn’t necessarily in the house, you didn’t just kill them randomly. It is thus fitting that I work in the Department of Entomology! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/3 "2001-06-13T22:52:35Z")
No. I mean, I hate them and everything, but I’m not afraid they’re going to run up…er, down there…and rape me. I’m just afraid they’re going to run up and down my body and do the hokey pokey on my stomach, and cause me to pass out from fear…that’s pretty much it. I don’t know WHY I’m so afraid of bugs (especially the dreaded centipede, and the Dreaded Large Bug Who Sometimes Appears In My Basement), but I think Ms. Paglia was reading into this a bit too much. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/4 "2001-06-13T23:04:39Z")
Um, what? Nope. Never had that reaction… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/5 "2001-06-14T04:41:42Z")
No. Only the thought of an impending pelvic exam makes me want to lock my legs. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![shell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@shell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shell)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/6 "2001-06-14T05:12:40Z")
Only my ex elicits that response. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/7 "2001-06-14T05:24:25Z")
Admittedly my study of her oeuvre is incomplete, nonetheless I am willing, based on the information I have, to go out on a limb and suggest that Ms Paglia is a total git. How does she get to be considered a scholar while making up and publishing (even as an aside) concepts like that- apparently off the top of her head? Not only do I think that idea is very silly (not that it wouldn’t be fun to play around with if she were writing fiction) I think the idea women have an “archtypal horror” of bugs to be pretty dubious too. Why is she asserting it IS an archtypal horror and not a “socialized fear”? On what evidence? People in general are often creeped out by bugs- I think because they seem so alien. DID women really jump up on tables and such? 'Cause the women I know are no more or less likely to march over a squish a bug- or let him live and not think about it- then the guys. ---
**Author:** ![Many\_Crows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Many\_Crows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Many_Crows)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/8 "2001-06-14T15:25:30Z")
If I had a spider on the _inside_ of my leg I think I would be inclined to spread 'em to knock it off. Hi Rasa. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/9 "2001-06-14T23:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by shell \* > \*\*Only my ex elicits that response. \*\* DAMN but I wanted to say that. But seriously, when I married him, he installed us in the bug-infested guesthouse of his mother’s place, and, after spending the first month crying and flailing my limbs at every speck, real or imagined, I just didn’t anymore. Now I amaze my friends and family by calmly brushing off whatever offends me. My mother remembers me having hysterics at the sight of a housefly, but my ex desensitized me good and proper. It took a while for me to divorce him, but I most surely did. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gals-do-spiders-and-creepy-crawlies-cause-you-to-lock-your-legs/68697/10 "2001-06-14T23:32:40Z")
Camille Paglia is a professor of humanities. They don’t need no steenking evidence! 😉 Her stuff is interesting, and I love the way she comes down on the impenetrable jargon of most current feminist writing, but she does tend to let her stream of consciousness run away with her at times. And, no, I’m not afraid a spider will run up my hoo-hah. Actually, both of the true arachnophobes I know are guys.