# Hey gay guys! There's a bunch of straight men talking about their penises **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196 "2001-02-20T09:04:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/1 "2001-02-20T09:04:30Z")
at this thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1143730#post1143730](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1143730#post1143730) Well about urination really, but that involves penises, doesnt it. **I** was strangely turned on, anyway. Oh - do you all think I’m weird now? Well I am. I am weird, do you hear, and I’m glad. Yes, glad - hahahahaha! (stubs out cigarette savagely, flings tattered feather boa around neck, stalks defiantly to bead-curtained exit, walks into doorjamb, exits, dazed) [sub]Time to say goodnight.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/2 "2001-02-20T09:05:46Z")
I don’t know who he is, but I like him - he’s silly. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/3 "2001-02-20T09:53:25Z")
Oh Esprix, you’re only saying that so he’ll let you borrow his boa! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/4 "2001-02-20T11:35:59Z")
Mmmmmm. Penises. Well, he’s a happy sort of crazy. I say we keep him. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/5 "2001-02-20T17:55:21Z")
(Ashy stifles breaking out into laughter) Quoted from **Hokienautic** : “I was in Reagan National Airport in DC last week and walked into the restroom, and when I went to the wall of urinals, there’s this guy there with his pants around his ankles using the urinal.” \*ackbth!\*_snort!_ [sub]The mental image is too much for me to bear.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/6 "2001-02-20T18:17:34Z")
_sniff_ _sniff_ Smells a bit pointless to me. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/7 "2001-02-20T18:22:27Z")
um, can i talk about my penis in this thread? i have a song i sing to my penis: its that old peter cetera song that goes “youre the biggest part of meeee” ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/8 "2001-02-21T00:38:50Z")
We talk about penises a lot in my English 112 class. But my English professor doesn’t say “penis”–he says “phallus.” As in, “The snake described on page 120 represents Ned’s phallus, which he was rubbing most vigorously on page 102.” ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/9 "2001-02-21T01:45:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by essvee \* > \*\*um, can i talk about my penis in this thread? i have a song i sing to my penis: its that old peter cetera song that goes “youre the biggest part of meeee” \*\* I don’t know if this is the same song done by a different person, but “Biggest Part of Me” was recorded by Ambrosia. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/10 "2001-02-21T01:53:44Z")
ehe eheheh…ehehe…you said penis…ehehehe… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/11 "2001-02-21T02:16:11Z")
How come only gay guys? Straight girls like penii too. Especially if it’s the biggest part of you. No, whataminit. Is it bigger than your head? (I mean the one on your shoulders, Beavis). Because if it’s bigger’n that then you have some major anatomy problems. ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/12 "2001-02-21T04:08:21Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Biggirl_ > **Straight girls like penii too** winner of best T-shirt slogan this month. Congratulations **Biggirl** , your voucher is on its way to your email address. You may exchange it for a) a Rolex Watch b) a Thomas Kinkaid painting c) an opal - hi Opal! d) 1001 twisties (this on IMHO) 5) a year’s free access to Dr Pepper’s Horsecleaning Service I think I like the pit after all, hehehehe Redboss ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-gay-guys-theres-a-bunch-of-straight-men-talking-about-their-penises/55196/13 "2001-02-21T15:43:18Z")
many thanks, msrobyn.