# Hey guys, here are some Doper chicks likes & turn-ons. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183 "2002-06-21T02:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/21 "2002-06-21T18:58:59Z")
Hrrm I’m not a rebel, I don’t have long hair, I no longer wear glasses and I still haven’t ordered a lab coat. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/22 "2002-06-21T20:06:31Z")
> [@](#): > > scott evil: Tall guys who wear glasses and don’t shave their body hair. Well I guess ifn I was gay SE sure would like me. I don’t seem to fit in with any of the ladies though. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/23 "2002-06-22T01:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*What, mine wouldn’t fit under one dot, or what? I do not “get damp.” That sounds horribly tacky. And I have no idea who that guy is that you mentioned. \*\* Sorry, you posted more than once and I dropped the ball on the sort. Mea culpa’s the damp comment. In retrospect, humid would have been a better adjective choice. (All I can offer in my defense is moist or squishy would have been even more tacky). John McLaughlin is the ONLY Jesuit I know who’s made it in “pop culture”. He hosts the McLaughlin Group, has a aristoctic / Bostonian accent and closes his show with “Bye-Bye” every week. He’s not at all definable as a sex symbol, but he is a former Jesuit. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl: \*…Ashtar’s a boy… > …And so are Kirk and Freyr (the latter, I have personal evidence of)… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada: \*…And Simetra is not only a guy, but he prefers gals… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra: \*Hmmm… imagine my suprise… I’m a girl. I’m sure I had a penis around here somewhere, but oh well… See what I get for assumin’! I offer total, complete and **heartfelt** apologies (especially to Simetra). I would never intentionally emasculate anyone. If any of you receive any unwanted, unsoliced or perverted e-mails; forward them to me and I’ll make sure I _straighten_ out any misunderstanding. After clearing up any misunderstanding, I’ll fwd em to the ladies in my office, who will be thrilled to get something other than spam in their e-mail box) ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/24 "2002-06-22T01:55:17Z")
Well, I don’t want some _former_ Jesuit priest. And a Boston accent? Yick! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/25 "2002-06-22T02:09:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > \*\*For those of you with a cleric fetish… > > I’m an altar boy (well…at my age, we call 'em "altar servers). Where’s that rank me? \*\* How _you_ doin’? Got any pictures? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/26 "2002-06-22T03:24:27Z")
I got pictures if you’re askin’ for pictures… None of me in the altar boy uniform…closest (or farthest) I have is me in a Darth Maul costume. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/27 "2002-06-22T07:14:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Silentgoldfish: Someone dressed up like a beatle. > Off to the thrift shop for a Nehru jacket. Huh?!? Oh wait, now I’ve read the thread: teach me not to quote! I was poking fun at **pepperland girl’s** Beatle fetish. You know, the band? Go to her website sometime. ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/28 "2002-06-22T08:09:54Z")
So when is someone going to do a compilation like this for the things the straight guys like in a girl, huh? 😃 And why didn’t I post to those threads? I’d be famous now… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/29 "2002-06-22T15:28:42Z")
> [@](#): > > **Skerri:** IT guys and shoes. > Imelda & Bill Gates sitting in a tree… MUWAH HA HA HA! Ya know, maybe if I show this to the SO, he’ll buy me some shoes… ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/30 "2002-06-22T19:39:13Z")
hibernicus is a bloke as well, a bloke who likes ladies. He’s married to one. ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/31 "2002-06-23T01:19:48Z")
I agree, why not a list of what the guy dopers like? Anyone wanna do it? Hmmm, I see some of you like the skinny, geeky guys. And I can do the lean, veiny forearms too, depending upon the time of day :D. As for strength, that’s subjective… I can lift stuff, ok? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/32 "2002-06-23T04:24:56Z")
Guy Doper here…I like girls. Short list, eh? ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/33 "2002-06-24T00:28:15Z")
Are you implying that we Doper chicks are fussy? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183/34 "2002-06-24T01:56:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Cosmopolitan: Goatees, fairly muscular, bald-headed guys with a recent taste in tall guys. Please be intelligent, well-versed with a wicked sense of humour. Ok, which one of us is the sock? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-guys-here-are-some-doper-chicks-likes-turn-ons/115183.md?page=1)