# Hey Hey Donnie J

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 20, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449 "2018-06-20T16:27:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/1 "2018-06-20T16:27:01Z")

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In honor of the famous “hey hey LBJ how many kids did you kill today?” I think we need a version for Trump. Possible suggestions:

How many kids did you jail today?  
How many kids do you lose today?  
How many kids did you steal today?

Which is catchiest? Any other suggestions? Would “babies” work better?

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/2 "2018-06-20T16:29:23Z")

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> [@sciurophobic](#):
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> In honor of the famous “hey hey LBJ how many kids did you kill today?” I think we need a version for Trump. Possible suggestions:
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> How many kids did you jail today?  
> How many kids do you lose today?  
> How many kids did you steal today?
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> Which is catchiest? Any other suggestions? Would “babies” work better?

I like “steal”. I think that’s the punchiest one and best expresses what he’s doing.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/3 "2018-06-21T01:26:59Z")

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> [@sciurophobic](#):
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> In honor of the famous “hey hey LBJ how many kids did you kill today?” I think we need a version for Trump. Possible suggestions:
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> How many kids did you jail today?  
> How many kids **do** you lose today?  
> How many kids did you steal today?
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> Which is catchiest? Any other suggestions? Would “babies” work better?

Shouldn’t that bolded “do” be “did”?

Otherwise, your hourly proclamation of how evil Trump is has been noted.

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**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/4 "2018-06-21T02:46:34Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Shouldn’t that bolded “do” be “did”?
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> Otherwise, your hourly proclamation of how evil Trump is has been noted.

Hourly? My last post was over a day ago.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/5 "2018-06-21T03:02:33Z")

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Feel free to ignore \*\*Drunky Smurf, \*\* as he is a dickwad.

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/6 "2018-06-21T04:58:56Z")

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The extent of Drunky’s erudition on Trump begins and ends with:  
“Oooh ooh! Trump is evil, Polly wanna cracker, Polly wanna cracker, Trump is Hitler!”

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/7 "2018-06-21T13:14:05Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Feel free to ignore \*\*Drunky Smurf, \*\* as he is a dickwad.

I’ve always thought of him more as a dingle-berry

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/8 "2018-06-21T20:05:07Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> I’ve always thought of him more as a dingle-berry

For me it’s weird little momma’s boy.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-hey-donnie-j/816449/9 "2018-06-21T20:25:31Z")

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Been undone.
