# Hey, humor me. It's my frist. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566 "2000-09-09T02:42:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/1 "2000-09-09T02:42:14Z")
I’m drunk. Woohoo. I’ve never boaposted here drunk before. Wooooohooo. Babye yeaha. Yppiie kayait yaa. ::collapses into fit of laughter for no reason:: lajk blerg. Hey, let’s put this to vote. Some poeopel say tha I should stop osting neeeww thresdsa so much bevcause ewtheyre dumb and ponintless and grossdy. pontlitless. But I think the stufffff that P iost is funny usususally. Yeah some of my threads are great. I sure hope so. Yeah, baby yeyayhaha. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/2 "2000-09-09T02:43:58Z")
I can’t put my hat on my head because it’s too big. I can’t aim it right.t.t. My eyes are heavy. I weighted them HAHHAAHHAHA. ::sigh:: I’m tireddd. –TIIIIIIIM BABY! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/3 "2000-09-09T02:46:45Z")
😃 Drunks are so funny. : puts homer in a headlock I love ya big guy. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/4 "2000-09-09T02:48:14Z")
I will not grace this thread with a response. Shit! ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/5 "2000-09-09T02:49:17Z")
Homer, you are so weird 🙂 You’re going to look at this thread in the morning and wonder what the ehll you were thinking! Have a good time - remember to check out that hangover thread Bear\_Nenno started earlier 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/6 "2000-09-09T02:49:18Z")
Good thing that **Anniz** is asleep, I’d hate to see her and **Homer** have a conversation while both are drunk. So, was it Duff, Tim? ---
**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/7 "2000-09-09T02:50:00Z")
Homers sig: “Homer’s Brain: That’s it, I’m outta here!” Yep, he sure is. :D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/8 "2000-09-09T02:52:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*So, was it Duff, Tim? \*\* Homer: “Oh God, hell yeah! It was so Duff I kept hitting duh wrong keys! I’ll never get dat drunk again.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/9 "2000-09-09T02:53:54Z")
LOL Drunks are funny when they’re not trying to get into your pants. 🙂 You know, when I’m drunk I can still type and make sense! When I was on vacation my brother in law and I got into a drinkin’ contest (I only lost by a shot and a half) and I managed to stumble into the computer room and check my email, had a fifteen minute conversation with my best friend over IM and she says i sounded normal… This is funny; ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/10 "2000-09-09T03:07:18Z")
hmm… am i the only one who doubts this? how were you able to press **shift** + **;** so easily, but somehow manage to use the word **boaposted**? queer. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/11 "2000-09-09T03:09:30Z")
Kilgore Trout – no you’re not lol it’s still vaguely amusing in a quickly-growing-tiresome way though 🙂 as far as the typing – i do that kind of stuff sometimes when i’m sober lol ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/12 "2000-09-09T03:28:55Z")
Hey Homer. Whatcha drinkin? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/13 "2000-09-09T03:45:01Z")
Homer! be careful! last time I posted drunk the post involved a tarp with a hole and me naked on my back… killed the thread in an instant! _L_ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/14 "2000-09-09T04:28:01Z")
Kilgore: No. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/15 "2000-09-09T07:42:43Z")
I’ve bee ndrinking bu dling t but no one wants to have sex iwth me. i met some ho girlslses tat the patrty but htye already ahd dildoes or somethign so thtey dodind’t want othav e sex with me. fuckn gdidlo having bastards . HAHAHAHHA Jjust kidding. i’m in need of a girl, yeah a girl. okay? thanks any girls who apoly. hamamma (apply.\_ oh. man. i drinin bud light and some other shit. some beer i gues. i donno. lots and muchos dineros. I had to scrounge for money today to buy burritos from taco beelll i’m so brokeed. i bought them with change. not social change@! hahah. –Timmmm ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/16 "2000-09-09T07:54:12Z")
I am drunk . I always find my spelling gets better coz I take so long to type everything . Oh and I am drinking my 2[sup]nd[/sup] bottle of wine after a couple of pints and 7 500ml cans of Guinness and lots of joints . It only took me 3 previews to get this right . Maybe I’m not as drunk as I thought 😉 So Homer now your cherrie’s broke are you gonna make a habit of this ? ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/17 "2000-09-09T08:04:47Z")
bah jumbug you crab ass mofo. i drimnk like a fish it’s just hta until now my only fuckin net conetcion is at home. but now i have ona t the frat house. drinking and posting. a delicous,and wonderufl, combination. 00tim ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/18 "2000-09-09T08:06:31Z")
Thank god for that allergy. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/19 "2000-09-09T20:31:06Z")
The shame, oh, the shame! –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566/20 "2000-09-09T23:37:19Z")
Funner then hell at the time though isn’t it? hehehe. I plan on doing so a little later tonight. 🙂 The worst part is later running into posts you made and don’t remember making… they’re never fun to read again. Trust me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-humor-me-its-my-frist/32566.md?page=2)