# Hey, I wrote a joke!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 10, 2021, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494 "2021-09-10T22:49:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2021, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494/1 "2021-09-10T22:49:47Z")

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Q. What is D. B. Cooper’s least favorite season?

A. Autumn, because he died in the fall!

I haven’t fact-checked this, but I did think of it all by my lonesome.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2021, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494/2 "2021-09-11T00:28:13Z")

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Thumbs up!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494/3 "2021-09-12T21:04:33Z")

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What’s Irish and comes out in the springtime? Paddy O’Furniture.

Alas, I did NOT write that myself.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494/4 "2021-09-12T22:02:25Z")

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Took me a sec… but that that’s the best kind. Funny!

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2021, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494/5 "2021-09-14T01:12:23Z")

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What’s neurotic and lives on Mars? Woody alien.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2021, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494/6 "2021-09-14T01:25:57Z")

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Neurotic? I could have written it better…

😄

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-i-wrote-a-joke/950494/7 "2021-09-14T18:39:46Z")

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My worst joke ever: Greg Louganis made an appearance at a local aquatic center. We were talking about that event at dinner, and I said he had trouble finding his way out of the center because all the signs read “TIXE.”

he’s dyslexic