# Hey, Ibn Warraq

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023 "2011-06-27T14:33:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![srzss05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@srzss05](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/srzss05)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/21 "2011-06-27T18:53:06Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Two words:
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> Private Messages.

Alright, to get serious and to be a Devil’s Advocate:

Not everyone has PM turned on. I don’t, and wouldn’t turn it on to contact someone else over something this silly. Then again, I wouldn’t start a thread about it either.

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/22 "2011-06-27T19:05:50Z")

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> [@srzss05](#):
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> Alright

> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Two words

[Yeah.](http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/all-right-versus-alright.aspx)

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**Author:** ![srzss05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@srzss05](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/srzss05)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/23 "2011-06-27T19:28:03Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> [Yeah.](http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/all-right-versus-alright.aspx)

"We word nerds "

I pretty much stopped reading right there.

Edit—the page taking a long time to load didn’t help.  
Edit #2—spell checker and my AHD says it is alright as well.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/24 "2011-06-27T19:37:02Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Two words:
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> Private Messages.

Yeah, that would have been a much better idea. I wish I would have thought of it but I don’t regularly use PM so it didn’t really cross my mind. I was going to be talking about ignore lists so I wanted to take it toa forum where yopu can talk about ignore lists.

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**Author:** ![srzss05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@srzss05](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/srzss05)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/25 "2011-06-27T19:38:32Z")

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Who is yopu?

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/26 "2011-06-27T19:39:20Z")

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Just six more words:

This entire post contains eleven words.

comrade

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/27 "2011-06-27T20:00:18Z")

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> [@srzss05](#):
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> Alright, to get serious and to be a Devil’s Advocate:
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> Not everyone has PM turned on. I don’t, and wouldn’t turn it on to contact someone else over something this silly. Then again, I wouldn’t start a thread about it either.

Then we have to hunt you down in person.

ETA: That was joke, so I don’t get a warning saying, “Cat Whisperer, please don’t threaten to hunt other members down in person.” 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/28 "2011-06-27T20:51:02Z")

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> [@srzss05](#):
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> Who is yopu?

He was the god Pedro Cerrano made offerings to in _Major League_.

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/29 "2011-06-27T21:58:40Z")

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Well, it should be pointed out in any pit thread that the OP’s name appears, that he is a lying, dishonorable piece of shit.

Done. Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/30 "2011-06-27T22:06:54Z")

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I have made three misstakes in this poast.

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/31 "2011-06-27T23:10:29Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> I have made three misstakes in this poast.

Nice. So did _everyone_ see XKCD this morning, then?

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**Author:** ![wmfellows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@wmfellows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wmfellows)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/32 "2011-06-27T23:48:22Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Huh. See, based on the Arabic names, I figured you guys would be pals!

What Arabic names? DA is an Asian name set.

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**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/33 "2011-06-28T00:27:50Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> [Yeah.](http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/all-right-versus-alright.aspx)

In that link, they distinguish “all together” from “altogether” and “all ready” from “already” by whether or not they will still make sense when the words are split apart. But “alright” can’t be split up that way, which indicates that it ought to be one word, not two.

They even have an example near the bottom where “all right” and “alright” have two distinct meanings.

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> “The figures are all right.” When you use “all right” as two words, the sentence means “the figures are all accurate.” When you write “The figures are alright,” with “alright” as one word, this source explains that the sentence means “the figures are satisfactory.”

The first one, you can split apart - “All the figures are right”. The second one you can’t.

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**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/34 "2011-06-28T00:34:30Z")

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Benevolent fucking Furies, you and **FinnAgain** are still at it? Since bloody November?

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/35 "2011-06-28T03:06:05Z")

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What in the name of Odin is this thread about?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/36 "2011-06-28T03:29:10Z")

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> [@Steophan](#):
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> What in the name of Odin is this thread about?

Taking gods names in vain.

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/37 "2011-06-28T03:31:20Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Taking gods name in vain.

Many gods with just one name?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/38 "2011-06-28T03:35:41Z")

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> [@Steophan](#):
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> Many gods with just one name?

Revenge of the edit window! [Nelson Muntz]Haw Haw![/Nelson Muntz]

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/39 "2011-06-28T03:44:18Z")

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Damuri, you have issues. Seek help.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ibn-warraq/587023/40 "2011-06-28T04:10:37Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> Just six more words:
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> This entire post contains eleven words.
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> comrade

I see what you did. 😉

> [@wmfellows](#):
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> What Arabic names? DA is an Asian name set.

Nitpick: Arabia _is_ in Asia.

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