# Hey! I'm\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607 "2000-07-24T03:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/1 "2000-07-24T03:54:00Z")
Sortawicked,(Sherry,IRL)and I’m new here:) I’ve been checking out a few MBs looking for a new site to post at. The place I’ve been at is cool but it’s time for a change.I’ve been lurking a little and you seem like a crazy bunch…my kinda people!Please do me the honor of introducing yourself! I hate being new so please lets get the newbie status behind me as quickly as possible!😉 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/2 "2000-07-24T03:56:44Z")
Sortawicked, I’m drop and I would like to be the first to welcome you aboard. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/3 "2000-07-24T03:58:51Z")
Well I’m not sort of wicked… I’m COMPLETELY wicked! ::does an evil laugh:: So we need some stats! A/s/l? 😃 Welcome to the board!! Have fun and take everything with a grain of salt… maybe a teaspoon of salt… screw it just take the whole salt shaker… ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/4 "2000-07-24T04:01:45Z")
Welcome sortawicked. I’m entirely wicked. Pleased to meet you in the juxtaposition evils. May Satan walk with you. Speaking of which, where’s Satan? Just remember, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Try the passing lane instead, it’s much faster. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/5 "2000-07-24T04:02:26Z")
G’day sorta, Welcome to the board (no adjectives needed: just ‘the’). Know if you’ve been lurking you DO know about the newbie initiation test don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/6 "2000-07-24T04:05:49Z")
hi ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/7 "2000-07-24T04:06:07Z")
Hello, sortawicked! So, what makes you sort of wicked? Just curious. Nice to meet you! ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/8 "2000-07-24T04:07:44Z")
Hey Sortawicked. Let me be the first other newbie to welcome you aboard. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/9 "2000-07-24T04:10:21Z")
Welcome, Sortawicked! Let me introduce you around to the _really_ perverse, demented and certifiable… On second thought, they’ll introduce themselves soon. They’ll be the ones who suggest mind-boggling, orgiastic initiations. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/10 "2000-07-24T04:10:34Z")
hey there…care for a bonbon? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/11 "2000-07-24T04:10:39Z")
Hi sortawicked! Be careful around the BBQ Pit. And have some fun! Oh, and floss daily. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/12 "2000-07-24T04:24:58Z")
Hello, **sortwicked**. Welcome to the SDMB. Please be advised that there’ll be regs dropping by to solicit for naked pictures. Contrary to what they may say, you’re only required to send them to Dopers of the **opposite sex**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/13 "2000-07-24T04:25:23Z")
I’d like to be the first to welcome you to the SDMB, however I’ve been beaten to the punch. Welcome anyway. ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/14 "2000-07-24T04:28:17Z")
Thanks for bein’ my first!.. Welcome-er that is!!!😉 I’m not familiar with this type of board so please be patient with me.I’ll get it eventually. A question if you don’t mind… To reply to someone and have that person know that the reply is to them directly,do I need to put that person’s name in the post??? (Did that make any sense to you at all???) I’m havin’ a hellava time figuring this board out!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/15 "2000-07-24T04:31:11Z")
Well, I’m entirely UNWICKED, but I’m also not judgemental. So, WELCOME, honey. Have fun here! I do. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/16 "2000-07-24T04:31:31Z")
Let’s see…advice for the newbie… Don’t post in the pit. IF you can avoid it, don’t GO into the pit. Scary place, you have to be much more than SORTA wicked to survive. Try not to take things personally. If you don’t like what you see, STOP READING and close the thread that offends you. And hang on tight, it’s a wild ride and WELL worth it!!! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/17 "2000-07-24T04:39:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\*Sortawicked, I’m drop and I would like to be the first to welcome you aboard. \*\* And by the way, drop, are you thinking about CHEATING on me? Think again, baby- I have MY VAYS- and I know how to use them. 🙂 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/18 "2000-07-24T04:42:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sortawicked \* > To reply to someone and have that person know > that the reply is to them directly,do I need to > put that person’s name in the post??? > (Did that make any sense to you at all???) Unless you’re replying directly after that person, you might want to include the person’s name if the content of the post doesn’t make it clear which post you’re responding to. ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/19 "2000-07-24T04:47:32Z")
Hello **sortawicked Sherry** , glad to meet a nice wicked woman and welcome, welcome, welcome. I am Wanderer (Bruce IRL). I have moved so many times in the last year and a half that I felt Wanderer is an appropriate name. **Scotticher** gave you some great advice. If you feel you have to be wicked and go against her advice and check the pit out, just be careful. Posting there can be a horrific experience for the uninitiated. ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/20 "2000-07-24T04:56:54Z")
First a quick question…(I’m full of 'em,tonight!)… What does “A/s/l” stand for???😕 Stats,huh? Lemme see… I’m 31 years old(but still get carded occasionally so I kinda like my age!;)) I’m married and have 4 terrific and often annoying kids:).I live in Tennessee but am origanally from Louisiana.I’m 5’3",brown eyes and hair color varies.Depends on what shade of L`Oreal(because im worth it!) strikes my fancy.Right now it’s dark blonde to light brown,haven’t quite figured it out yet. I’m not fat and I’m not skinny so I guess I’m average. As for that salt shaker…you’ll be needing it, as well. So I’ll put it on the table in easy reach of all! BTW,Did I get lucky and cover the A/s/l??? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607.md?page=2)