# Hey! I'm\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607 "2000-07-24T03:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/41 "2000-07-24T07:17:09Z")
I’ve done enough moving to last me a lifetime so I can relate:) Thanx for that sweet welcome;) Nice’n’Wicked… now _there’s_ a cool user name!!!🆒 ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/42 "2000-07-24T07:27:09Z")
Welcome **sortawicked** , have a great time . . . but don’t respond to **ChiefScott** with smilies or we may have to call 911. (His pet peeve.) I however would like to add : 😃 - **NM** ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/43 "2000-07-24T08:05:04Z")
Welcome, **sortawicked** , welcome to the board. My name is pipefitter (IRL Lou). Let me be the first to welcome you…oops that one was done already…to ask for your nekkid picture. 😉 Again, welcome, and I hope you enjoy our brand of lunacy here! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/44 "2000-07-24T09:04:11Z")
Welcome to the board Wicked. Don’t take things personal, grow a thick skin, and have fun. Believe me you will have your feelings hurt within your first two weeks on the board, but hey, it’s usually not intentional. You will find that folks here pretty much speak their minds so before you start a thread or post something, be prepared for millions of different outlooks. It’s what makes the board fun. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/45 "2000-07-24T09:07:12Z")
Hi sorta, I’m psy, welcome to the board. Nice to meet ya. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/46 "2000-07-24T09:16:46Z")
Welcome, sortawicked! Come on in and get your feet wet. Or dive in, depending on how cautious you are. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/47 "2000-07-24T09:19:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NothingMan \* > \*\*but don’t respond to **ChiefScott** with smilies or we may have to call 911. (His pet peeve.) > - **NM** \*\* Nonsense! Flirt a little with ChiefScott and I’m sure he’ll forgive the smileys. Just don’t ask him if you can use his toilet. A bit more advice: Dump your kids, spouse, outside life and job (of course, it’s easy when you have only the last of the list above) and post here as much as possible. Try to accumulate nearly 1000 posts in two months and you can act like a veteran. Take it from someone who knows. And, since I’ve made myself the self appointed expert: The naked pictures stuff is nonsense: Socks, high heels, wristbands and headbands are perfectly appropriate. Finally, there’s a loser who likes to quote Shakespeare. Watch out for him. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/48 "2000-07-24T10:14:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > Finally, there’s a loser who likes to quote Shakespeare. Watch out for him. \*\* Unless you have a soft spot for shameless flirts. Hi sortawicked! _waves_ There are many, many wonderful people here, and I’ve come to really enjoy the time I spend here. I’m positive you will too! See you around! ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/49 "2000-07-24T10:45:31Z")
HI Sortawicked. I am Osip Down here in Alabama. Welcome to the board. Osip ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/50 "2000-07-24T11:47:29Z")
What do you mean, “sortofwicked”? That’s not acceptable! Only full-fledged wickedness will be tolerated. Get your act together, woman! 😃 Welcome to the madhouse! (there’s really no other way to describe it) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/51 "2000-07-24T11:59:01Z")
Welcome, Sortawicked. By now you are proabably wondering why other people’s posts fill the width of the screen and your’s don’t. I can explain. When you are typing your response in that box, you don’t need to hit the “Return/Enter” key. The software will insert line wraps wherever needed. Those of us with large hi-res monitors will obviously get more character’s per line than poeple with small monitors. > [@](#): > > IMHO (In My Humble Opinion) is for survey type threads and any other subject where you are asking people for their opinions on something. Also for “not so great debates”. > > This is where it gets tricky. In MPSIMS (Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share) I’ve seen some “opinion” type threads that never got moved. It really depends, I guess. On what exactly, I’m not sure. Someone who can explain this better, please do. Sure, I can explain it. I’m lazy. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/52 "2000-07-24T11:59:17Z")
May I just remind patrons not to take our Salt despensers as they arent free. Stealing is wrong, people. Sheesh! (oh, and Hi there Sherry! welcome to the board. Enjoy yourself. you’ll probably see me about here a lot… by day I’m a mild mannered reporter, but by night I wear my underpants outside my tights and jump about rooftops.) ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/53 "2000-07-24T11:59:50Z")
…I feel…well…I was gonna say educated but I think I’ll say relievd:).Because,before this little research project,I thought I might be a sick freak with perverted sexual desires:eek:.Thanks to you,I now know,that I’m relatively normal;).Certianly nowhere _near_ being sick or perverted!!!🙂 Here are your defintions… Felch-The act of sucking warm,salty,cum from the ass of another. Squick-The act of fucking someone between the 2 hemispheres of the brain through a hole which has been drilled in the brain.(Now _THAT’S_ a fucking headache!!!] Mung-Two live idiots and 1 decomposed woman.One guy plops on the dead chick’s chest cavity forcing the putrid vital organs out of the vagina.Where the second idiot eats the organs with pleasure. I think I need a shower now.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/54 "2000-07-24T12:04:13Z")
Uh, I don’t think that really needed repeating… especially since I just got _out_ of the shower… _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/55 "2000-07-24T12:16:33Z")
Job well done, sorta. Welcome to the board. Thanks for the clarification, UncleBeer. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/56 "2000-07-24T12:21:13Z")
> [@](#): > > Mung (explanation deleted by yours truly) Ok sortawicked, I take it back. You’re totally wicked! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/57 "2000-07-24T14:59:26Z")
hwy sorta! welcome to the board, I am not so old myself. here are the wise words given to me from a buunch of peoples…don’t post during lunch time–it is incredibly slow. when replying, you can do all your replies in one message, just make a list of who you are responding to… blah blah–this is for you blah blah–this one is for you and so on… don’t go into the pit! icky icky place. and keep your sense of humor. enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/58 "2000-07-24T15:13:21Z")
Just leave out the blah blahs. Welcome aboard woman. Flirt here freely, leave out mention of felching and squicking if at all possible, watch lots of horrible movies with a very dry sense of humor, avoid the pit at all costs (i warn you one more time because this is seriously scarier than any imagination of the possiblities of hell could ever be) and try not to piss in your pants when laughing too hard, it could be very embarrasing. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/59 "2000-07-24T15:35:13Z")
Hi sortawicked…I’m sortaNipples Have fun ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/60 "2000-07-24T16:10:41Z")
Yo, Sortawicked. Don’t piss the mods off, and try not to run with scissors. Anything else, knock yourself out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607.md?page=4)