# Hey! I'm\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607 "2000-07-24T03:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/61 "2000-07-24T16:23:15Z")
Hello, sorta. You can call me ChrisP. Welcome to our humble a(board) _snicker snicker_. Are you sorta wicked as in Pete’s Wicked Ale, or as in bad-wicked. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/62 "2000-07-24T17:20:57Z")
SW: a/s/l means age/sex/location. The answer to the second part is not “yes” (even though for you it obviously is!). Example: I am 18/m/VA. And no, Tasha, I am not flirting this time. That mung thing brought me as close to vomiting as I’ve been since January, when I actually did vomit. ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/63 "2000-07-24T22:28:25Z")
Thanks to all of you for making me feel so welcome:)I think I’m gonna like it here very much.My apologies to anyone that I may have made sick with my definitions for Silver\_Fire!:o Also thanks to everyone that gave me tips on how to use the board. TO: Silver\_Fire: Ah,you knew that I was gonna catch hell from some people for posting those!!!🙂 That was sort of wicked of _you_!LOL! ultress:I’ll keep what you said in mind:) Thanx! Pipefitter:Sorry,I’m fresh outta Nekkid pics.Next time I go to the mall I’ll get nekkid in that little photo booth and send ya some through snail mail;) NothingMan:I always appreciate advice on how to make a good impression on people!!!🙂 pLt:sortasweetandinnocent,eh?A likely story! LOL!:)I use the “sorta” as a loophole ,myself1It’s slightly misleading…Oh,alright!It’s extremely misleading!!!:eek:I’m doing fine BTW,How’re you?😉 psycat90:Nice to meet you,too!🙂 UncleBeer:Actually,I _was_ wondering about that.Thank you for the help and the welcome!🙂 Soulsling:I just _couldn’t_ leave out the blah blahs!;)I’ve said all that needed saying(And more!) about that gross stuff, that I won’t mention again.:)And I’ll add Depends undergarments to my shoppimg list to avoid embarassing myself, while laughing too hard!!!😉 DRY:Ok,I won’t ever ask to use ChiefScott’s toilet! I’ll be wearing my Depends, so I won’t need to!Oh and about the pictures…it’s nice that I’ll be allowed to accessorize!😉 spooje:I’m glad to be here:)I’ll throw caution to the wind and dive right in! JohnLarrigan: Damn,I’m glad I left that salt on the table!LOL!Thanks for the welcome,Superman!😉 iampunha:Oops,sorry to have made you sick:o And Tasha…don’t worry, once you’ve made a guy nearly puke,there’s not much chance he’s gonna be flirting with ya! Globe-trotter:Again, sorry about the disgusting post.It’s Silver\_Fire’s fault!!!(He he,shameless passing of blame,here;)) I was only doing what was asked of me!!!😃 wacky ninja:Thanks for the suggestion! this was a real time saver.🙂 JimmyNipples:Hello there,Nipples! you can just call me wicked.😉 ChrisP one Kenobe:Definatly bad wicked,but I try so hard not to be!!!I’m not familiar with"Pete’s Wicked Ale"—Please tell me more. vandal:I’ll be careful on both counts!Nice to meetcha,BTW.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/64 "2000-07-24T22:44:05Z")
…I some how didn’t get you on my list before I posted it,sorry.I apologise,too, for making you feel icky after your shower.I was going to edit my long post to everyone and add you.But I can’t edit.It says that I am not logged in (even after I did login) or that I’m trying to edit something I’m not authorized to edit!!!So you get a post all for you.So am I forgiven???Ok,I’ll grovel, _Please ,please forgive me!!!I’m a stupid newbie and I’ll never write things to gross anyone out again!!!_ Well,how’d I do???Am I forgiven,yet?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/65 "2000-07-24T22:47:24Z")
As the person who requested that sorta provide these definitions, I’ll apologize. Yes all three are very sick acts. So? Sorta will run across them sometime in her posting career and now (assuming she didn’t know what they were before) she won’t have to start an entire thread dedicated to the meaning of “squick”. Sorta, the pit isn’t as bad as people are saying, especially if you’re full of piss and vinegar anyway. It’s up to you to decide what forums you like best, but I wouldn’t discourage you from visiting the pit. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/66 "2000-07-24T22:49:13Z")
You can’t do it. Only mods and admins can. And if you try to click on the “members” icon above (with the FAQ, search, etc.) it won’t work. Just so you know you aren’t doing anything wrong. ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/67 "2000-07-24T23:44:57Z")
Guess I should get used to actually proof-reading what I write.I’ll probably steer clear of the pit,for the most part.I don’t care for confrontation,much.I can defnd myself,if I have to; but heated debate and shit like that,tends to make my head hurt.BTW,I didn’t mind that you had me look up the gag defs,I’m just glad that I never had to ask.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/68 "2000-07-25T00:21:44Z")
Welcome **sortawicked**! There’s a great preview function. ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/69 "2000-07-25T00:31:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sortawicked \* > \*\* > TO: > > pLt:sortasweetandinnocent,eh?A likely story! LOL!:)I use the “sorta” as a loophole ,myself1It’s slightly misleading…Oh,alright!It’s extremely misleading!!!:eek:I’m doing fine BTW,How’re you?;)\*\* I AM SWEET AND INNOCENT. and it’s … How YOU doin … ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/70 "2000-07-25T03:28:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > > Hello, **sortwicked**. Welcome to the SDMB. Please be advised that there’ll be regs dropping by to solicit for naked pictures. Contrary to what they may say, you’re only required to send them to Dopers of the **opposite sex**. 😉 > > Now what’s Anthracite going to say to this Kat? Anthracite won’t say anything. She’ll just swap pictures with Esprix. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/71 "2000-07-25T03:34:24Z")
Quite the cunning porn ring they’ve got going there… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/72 "2000-07-25T03:40:48Z")
So just how “established” does a poster have to be before they start receiving naked pictures from the newbies? And how “established” am I? Wait, don’t answer that. ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/73 "2000-07-25T04:06:31Z")
\ someone welcome me, too! \ ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/74 "2000-07-25T05:26:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*Quite the cunning porn ring they’ve got going there… \*\* Hey - if you look at the SDMB Soap Opera … I am meant to be placed in charge of the porn ring. That’s it! Everyone … forward me your nude pics! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/75 "2000-07-25T05:30:30Z")
pLt and Silverfire: at least 600 posts before you’re established. See? Sometimes size does count over quality… And welcome \*\* AndYrAStar \*\*. Welcome. Read the rules and the advice above and enjoy yourself. And forward nude pics to appropriate parties… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/76 "2000-07-25T05:32:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*pLt and Silverfire: at least 600 posts before you’re established. See? Sometimes size does count over quality… > > \*\* So now you are admitting to inferior quality? > [@](#): > > \*\* > And forward nude pics to appropriate parties… 😉 > > \*\* Which would still be me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/77 "2000-07-25T06:48:15Z")
I stand by 706 of my 711 posts so far. Let others judge the quality. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/78 "2000-07-25T11:50:02Z")
So, let’s see, Sortawicked–in 20 posts, you’ve used HOW MANY smilies?? (ChiefScott’s gonna love you) Oh, and you’ve been able to enlighten the half dozen or so posters on this board who were blissfully ignorant of what “squicking” and “felching” are. (I didn’t know about “munging”. I wish I still didn’t.) Keep it up, and you’ll either be ChiefScott’s SO or an admin in no time! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/79 "2000-07-25T11:59:38Z")
I’m new too… Hi everyone 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/80 "2000-07-25T12:05:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sortawicked \* > \*\*…I some how didn’t get you on my list before I posted it,sorry.I apologise,too, for making you feel icky after your shower.I was going to edit my long post to everyone and add you.But I can’t edit.It says that I am not logged in (even after I did login) or that I’m trying to edit something I’m not authorized to edit!!!So you get a post all for you.So am I forgiven???Ok,I’ll grovel, _Please ,please forgive me!!!I’m a stupid newbie and I’ll never write things to gross anyone out again!!!_ Well,how’d I do???Am I forgiven,yet?😃 \*\* Of course I forgive you! I’m a very sweet and forgiving girl. Modest, too. Heh heh. But seriously, please don’t call yourself a stupid newbie. For one thing, we all were there once, and besides, you have to learn these things one way or another, right? Before ya know it, you’ll be a seasoned veteran. Oh, and it’s perfectly all right to gross someone out, provided that was your intention. Choose your victims carefully, though. Welcome to the board! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607.md?page=5)