# Hey! I'm\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 24, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607 "2000-07-24T03:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/81 "2000-07-25T12:09:39Z")

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welcome to the fold, sorta. hey, by the way, i need a new name. if you wouldn’t mind, perhaps you could mosey on over to

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31970](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31970)

enjoy the board!

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**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/82 "2000-07-26T04:05:29Z")

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Glad to see you! I love newbies. Be sure to sign in here:

**[MASTER LIST (Newbies only)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25785)**

Hope we see more of you soon.

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/83 "2000-07-26T05:17:36Z")

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dpr sez:  
**And forward nude pics to appropriate parties…**  
Seeing as how I’m only 16, I’ll assume that you really DON’T want me to do that… 😛

I went to go sign the master list of newbies, only to realize that I already signed it, 2 MONTHS AGO. Sheesh… have I really been registered that long? I’m still considered a newbie, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/84 "2000-07-26T05:26:54Z")

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16? Ooops.

_gives her an exemption card_

Nice sig btw… I think I’ll refer to you as Heartbreaker from now on. 😉

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**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/85 "2000-07-26T06:09:09Z")

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Sortofwicked. Welcome to the SDMB.

The rest of you: your replies to her post have made me feel much better about the human race in general. And the members here specificaly. I am also new, but I have been lurking for awhile. The discussions can get quite spirited. But i can see that there is a great respect for others.

I know that this sounds stupid, but your answers and responses to her have made me feel good that I have found this group.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/86 "2000-07-26T09:02:47Z")

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dpr sez:  
\*\*16? Ooops. _gives her an exemption card_ \*\*  
😃 thanks.

**Nice sig btw… I think I’ll refer to you as Heartbreaker from now on.**  
When I put it in my sig I was more thinking of it being said _to_ me, but hey, whatever 🙂  
It’s from some song, I don’t know who it’s by or what it’s called, only that more than likely, neither of us have heard of them before, anyway 😃  
I think I’ll sneak my website into my sig now. Hehehe. Oh yeah, thanks for welcoming me. I feel so… welcomed.

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/87 "2000-07-26T09:18:29Z")

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Hej Sherry(sortawicked)!

I can’t say welcome to you,  
I’m just a newbie here and that’s kind of good,  
because if I do something wrong or so,  
I can always blame it on that I’m a newbie.🙂  
No, I think I change my mind,  
WELCOME!!!🙂

And to you who don’t know her from before,  
I think that’s everyone here but me,  
she is not just sort of wicked,  
SHE IS WICKED.🙂  
The Queen of them all.😉  
I KNOW!!!🙂

(((((((kram)))))))

Anniz

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/88 "2000-07-26T13:04:52Z")

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Hello there. Welcome to the board. the previous posters covered most of the good advice. I’ll just add a couple of quick tips, m’kay?

1. There’s this guy called ChiefScott. He’s going to give you shit about all the smilies you’ve been using. don’t worry about it: He’s on a big ass boat in the middle of nowhere (Or has he come home yet?), and he’s…“frustrated”. Just throw more smilies at him. It’s what he secretly wants.

2. Go ahead and use the Enter key every now and then, to separate paragraphs. If you’re like me, and have no idea where to do that, just hit enter after every sixth sentence or so.

3. Coldfire is insane. stay far, far away from him.

4. My name is _not_ pronounced “Sea Lemon”. Pronouncing it that way will get you beaten, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

5. Don’t take much of what I say seriously.

6. Have fun!

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**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/89 "2000-07-26T20:17:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \*  
> 4. My name is _not_ pronounced “Sea Lemon”. Pronouncing it that way will get you beaten, unless you’re into that sort of thing. \*\*

So how do you pronounce it?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/90 "2000-07-26T20:19:26Z")

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Hey, welcome to the board. I’m kinda random, but people who remember my name call me tasha.

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**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/91 "2000-07-26T20:50:53Z")

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Ok…I’m gonna do the “buncha replies in one” thing again because I want to reply;and I want to get to posting on _YOUR_ threads!!!  
So here goes…  
CajunMan: Hi! Are there lotsa cajuns in NYC???Are you by any chance from Louisiana?

Soupy: Thanks,I’m gonna sign in as soon as I post this!

astrangefish: Hi,nice to meetcha!

AndYrAStar: I’ll welcome ya!We’re gonna have FUUUUNNNN here!

DRY: Notice that I’m trying to curb my smilie addiction?;)I love your DRY sense of humor,btw.

Sealemon88: If I call you “Sea Lemon” and you beat me;I’d appreciate it if ya talk dirty to me while you punish me!😃

jb\_farley: Hey,sugar,I posted on your thread.Get back to me,ok?

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Anniz: From reading some of what you’ve posted here;I’d say you’re a fine one to call me wicked!!!Good thing it comes natural or I’d have to try harder.😉

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**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/92 "2000-07-27T00:34:02Z")

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…I posted to this earlier but for some reason it didn’t work.Wonder what i did wrong.Oh,well.

I’m gonna try this again; gonna do the “buncha posts in one” thing again.I want to thank all my new friends for making me fell so welcome but I’m eager to post on _YOUR_ threads,as well.  
So here goes…

CajunMan: Hi! So,are there lotsa cajuns in NYC? Or are you by any chance originally from Louisiana?

jb\_farley: Hey,sugar,I posted on your thread.Check it out and get back to me,ok?

AndYrAStar:Hi,and welcome!I think we’re gonna have FUN here!

DRY: Notice that I’m tring to curb my addiction to smilies? 😉 (So,I’m not cured,yet,ok?) I love your DRY sense of humor,btw.

astrangefish: Hi,nice to meetcha.😉

Osip: Hi;thanks for the welcome!

soupy: I posted on the MasterList.Thanks for asking me.

Sealemon88: Hmmm…If I call you “Sea Lemon” and you beat me…Could you talk dirty to me while you do it???😃

Revedge: I think what you said was really nice.I think they seem like a cool bunch,too.

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Anniz: After reading some of your posts( “I’m WET”!?!LOL!) I’d say you’re a fine one to talk about my wickedness:) Good thing I’m wicked by nature or I might have to try harder!

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**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/93 "2000-07-27T00:47:49Z")

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Please excuse my curse of double posting.I looked and I _swear_ it wasn’t there!!!

I could’ve sworn that I reloaded the page. That drive’s me NUTS! Aaarrrggghhh!  
I’m fine,now.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-im/26607/94 "2000-07-27T12:16:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sortawicked \*  
> \*\*DRY: Notice that I’m tring to curb my addiction to smilies? 😉 (So,I’m not cured,yet,ok?) I love your DRY sense of humor,btw.  
> \*\*

Thank you.

Hey, _I’ve_ got nothing against smiles. Use a hundred of 'em, for all I care! 🙂

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Anniz: After reading some of your posts( “I’m WET”!?!LOL!) \*\*  
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You don’t hear _ME_ complaining.

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