# Hey - it's only one month till the apocalypse!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753 "2012-11-21T19:20:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/101 "2012-12-16T14:18:54Z")

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In the county where my daughter teaches, there’s talk of canceling school on the 21st, not because of the Mayans, but because there are rumors that \*something \*may be planned for that day by certain students. Knowing the county fairly well, I can understand the concern. My daughter said the decision/announcement won’t be made till late Thursday or first thing Friday - a preemptive strike, I guess.

So she may or may not get a free half day off (they were only going to have a half day anyway…)

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/102 "2012-12-16T14:20:43Z")

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Just realized yesterday was the last Saturday ever. I’m gonna miss Saturday.

On the other hand, this will be the last stinkin’ Monday coming up…

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/103 "2012-12-16T19:09:23Z")

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A woman at my mom’s retirement home is convinced that the Sandy Hook school shooting heralds the end of the world and the return of Jesus “soon.”

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/104 "2012-12-17T00:11:32Z")

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I was given a day off to use before year end because of all the hours I worked during ‘Sandy’. The 21st was open, it was a Friday, so I took it. My kids have a 1/2 day, but half day Fridays are easy days. I’m going to take us all to lunch at a local mall.  
There’s a Chinese food place at the food court that they like when I’ve taken them there in the past. Afterwards, they like to walk and window shop some.

Who knows what will happen. The world may end during chicken with noodles. It may end with us walking through holiday crowds. It may end with a little boy looking up at me and asking me if maybe Santa would get him a certain game for Xmas.  
Look, if I can spend my last moments on earth making my kids happy, then my life did have a purpose. If the world doesn’t end, I get what? A great day with my kids & a small bump on my VISA bill?

Heh. I can live with that.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/105 "2012-12-17T14:12:30Z")

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I’m reconsidering any choice to have [Rahu](http://www.rahu.in/Original%20images/rahu.jpg) do my finances.

Looks like he may be able to get a line on some decent coke, however, for those of you who have mentioned it.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/106 "2012-12-17T16:39:18Z")

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Rahu is blue?

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**Author:** ![bunyupp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@bunyupp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunyupp)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/107 "2012-12-17T20:22:03Z")

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I haven’t seen it mentioned anywhere but, what time is the world supposed to end? Is it going to be a rolling catastrophe? Will it start ending in New Zealand, so I can watch it on CNN (sorta like Y2K), or will it end at 1 minute after midnight MAT (Mayan Apocalypse Time)?

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/108 "2012-12-17T22:18:37Z")

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I’ve heard it’s supposed to be some time in the early morning hours here on the East Coast. 6 to 7-ish.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/109 "2012-12-17T22:39:57Z")

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Ya know someone needs to make a countdown clock. I have a lot to do before the End of it All and would like to be able to allocate my time wisely. Sheesh the inconvenient APOCALYPSE

**Capt**

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/110 "2012-12-17T22:43:36Z")

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> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Ya know someone needs to make a countdown clock. I have a lot to do before the End of it All and would like to be able to allocate my time wisely. Sheesh the inconvenient APOCALYPSE
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> **Capt**

[Ask and it will be YOURS!](http://countdowntoapocalypse.com/)

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/111 "2012-12-17T22:44:53Z")

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> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Ya know someone needs to make a countdown clock. I have a lot to do before the End of it All and would like to be able to allocate my time wisely. Sheesh the inconvenient APOCALYPSE
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> **Capt**

It all comes down, it seems to me, whether one believes in a next stage or not. If there’s nothing more, it doesn’t make a whole lot of difference what one does. On the other hand, if one has some repentin’ to do before the big judgement, it’s probably a good time to start working on that.

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/112 "2012-12-17T22:49:30Z")

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I was talking to a coworker today while we were on a break from my seven(7) hour HR orientation meeting and we were a little punchy by that time. He insisted that he believed the world was ending and that everyone really does they just hide it with different degrees of skill. So I turned to the clerk and bought a lottery ticket for Friday’s draw. We both got a laugh out of it anyway.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/113 "2012-12-17T23:18:48Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> [Ask and it will be YOURS!](http://countdowntoapocalypse.com/)

Thanks, after I posted I did a little google fu and found another one it claimed Dec 21st at 00:00:01 Central time

Your linky shows 05:10:00 Central Time

For those of you elsewhere in the World that is -6 GMT = Central Time

Someone needs to set this straight Time is Short!

FWIW I am sure the the Mayan APOCALYPSE will happen in Central Time because that is their time zone, obviously 😃

**Capt**

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/114 "2012-12-18T02:18:14Z")

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Just to be safe, we had one hell of a great final Mexican-food meal last night at [Sunrise Tacos](http://sunrisetacos.com/). A hell of a place and the closest we could get to Mayan fare. And they ain’t stingy with the tequila in their margaritas neither.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/115 "2012-12-18T09:41:49Z")

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It could be worse. You could be in China, where spreading doomsday rumors is grounds for arrest:

[http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/china-detains-100-people-doomsday-rumors-18002688#.UNA4z-TBfaE](http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/china-detains-100-people-doomsday-rumors-18002688#.UNA4z-TBfaE)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/116 "2012-12-19T12:33:53Z")

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According to this report, Bugarach, France will be the place that’s saved in the coming Mayan Apocalypse.

> **[Doomsday tourists flock to tiny French town for safety; mayor declares town...](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tagged/travel/blogs/compass/doomsday-tourists-flock-tiny-french-town-safety-mayor-192325499.html)**
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> If the world ends on Dec. 21, as some doomsday theorists argue the Mayan calendar predicts it will, then the place to be is Bugarach, France. But, good luck getting in. With thousands of Armageddon tourists descending on the tiny hamlet, the mayor...

Apparently the nearby Pic de Bugarach is a UFO “hot spot”, possibly with a base inside, according to UFO nuts/enthusiasts. You’d think Area 51, or Brown Mountain, here in the US would be safe, too.  
So many people are descending upon the town, or thought to be, that the mayor has declared it off-limits to out-of-towners until after the End of the World on the 21st. I’m sure this just convinces the True Believers even more.

Me, I’ll be glad when this is over, and people will stop putting up pictures of the _Aztec_ Calendar Stone while talki ng about a _Mayan_ Apocalypse. Even if it does mean the real end of the world.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/117 "2012-12-19T14:04:43Z")

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My advice for everyone is to enjoy this _End of the World_ while they can; one never knows when there will be another one.

I plan on getting a lot of pictures, for posterity.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/118 "2012-12-19T14:10:44Z")

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I just hope it doesn’t hurt.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/119 "2012-12-19T14:14:11Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> I just hope it doesn’t hurt.

Not to worry, the Mayan Apocalypse is something that all adolescent girls have to go through.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-only-one-month-till-the-apocalypse/641753/120 "2012-12-20T17:18:16Z")

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We’re down to the last few hours now. I keep waiting for a newsbreak announcement about an asteroid. It’s cloudy here in Central VA, so I can’t tell if the sun is acting up.

Where’s the end coming from? The apocalypse sure is being sneaky about the whole thing.

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