They are selling more prophetic, end of days, sub-par movies as of late.
Romney hasn’t become president so it looks like the prophecy is a bust.
Fox News is becoming worse so it looks like the prophecy is a bust.
People are realizing how nutty the Republican party is so it looks like the prophecy is a bust.
Been hearing radio ads for a local electronics store having an End of the World Sale. Do not pay EVER! (If the Mayans are right and the world ends in December.)
My survival strategy: stick close to John Cusack.
I’d really like to know one way or another what’s going to happen. I have a couple bills due around the 21st, and if the world’s going to end, I’d rather use the money on an end of the world party.
I mean, what’s the point of paying for my car insurance and cell phone if we’re all going to die?
You can leaseor rent it however…
You also forgot Cam. Wait, that doesn’t count as there is no meat in it at all.
Better Keith Richards. The fact that he’s still alive somehow means that he’s on to something. Stick to him like glue.
Not much point in saving the money either though.
I hope the End of the World goes smoothly - I’m getting married a week later and don’t want to be stuck in traffic or some such.
Major Kong’s survival kit is still pretty good today! 
Well, no, but rather than waste it on bills, I’d waste it on booze and fattening food during the last few days. Allstate and Verizon can go suck it.
I’m just not real clear on the Mayan prophecy. Are we all going to die, or is it more like a Mad Max end-of-civilization-as-we-know-it type of thing?
Dear Sir or Madam:
I formally request postponement of the apocalypse until after Alabama wins this year’s BCS title. However, should we lose to the barn or the Dawgs, thereby guaranteeing the championship to the despicable Fighting Irish, please proceed with Earth’s total destruction posthaste.
Thank you and best wishes,
bassett hound
The world ends 2 days before Festivus? The Mayans are on my Airing of Grievances list for sure!
You could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that!
[I warned you all about…
THE MAYAN CALENDAR](http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601360_511205645571384_1637465249_n.jpg)
And yes, I bought the T-shirt.
ETA: We’ll be flying that day.
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Neither, although they might have celebrated much like we do on New Year’s Eve & Day, when our calendar rolls over much like theirs did.
The Mayans didn’t make a prophecy any more than our calendar makers do when they print the December calendar.
Or as my link says:
Another explanation — which makes a helluva lot more sense to me than the other whackadoodle theories on the subject.
Some calendar makers have the decency to include an extra month or three in the next year, albeit usually tiny. That affront makes me think the Mayans deserved it. I have stuff to do in January!
God’s Mother is going to see to it that the Mayans are disappointed and Notre Dame wins the BCS. 
