Hurrah for Rahu!
from How the Grinch Stole Apocachristmas by Dr. Suess
The multi-talented Rahu can sing and dance whilst doing your taxes and formulating a long-term financial strategy for you and your family.
What long term? What taxes? Thre’s only 10 days left, dammit, and then we all are gonna get rahued!
There’s one thing I don’t get about all the True Believers in Doomsday. If they Truly Believe, then why aren’t they running through the streets scattering their money everywhere? They think they’re gonna take it with them?
Perhaps they realize it doesn’t matter. How can one really enjoy oneself knowing that the end is just days away? It’s a downer. Best to become moody and contemplative and perhaps try and reach the next level of spiritual existence with a shred of dignity.
Heck, you don’t even get to say “I told you so” when the world ends cause no one is around to be gloater and gloatee.
hey! i know that! it is d n d
fantasy game ,i played the magic the gathering :card game
and a pcgame —fallout 2
mag said that is a dnd game.
hehe
i am a chinese with internet english self learn
in china,people buy candle for the 2012 12 21
they believe it
they say will be 3days without sun
and many bubble
like cern test at 18-21;asteroid come to earth at 21
even war
I had this idea of a cartoon the other day, ancient Mayans (pyramids in the background) running around like headless chicken while a priest with an expression of utter despair pores over one of those flipping desk calendars with 31st December circled in red.
Rahooligans!
first of all, I thought this was damned funny.
Second, I’m gonna be OK, I’ll be plucked out of the sauce by His Noodly Appendage.
Personally, I’m counting on the Slack Fist of Retrieval.
I’m not worried, because you Chinese will save us with the Great Ball of China.
Now are you guys absolutely sure the world is ending? Because I’m going to empty my savings and retirement accounts and go on a coke binge like you’ve never seen.
Oh yes, binge away! Who you gonna believe, a bunch of “scientists” or some guy wearing a grass skirt whose name you don’t know, who ate his neighbor’s liver for breakfast and who died 500 years ago? Get real!
I’m absolutely certain. But you can wire me your savings for safe-keeping. I promise to return the money if the world doesn’t end.
Listen, these Mayans were more in touch with reality. Our modern mechanized society has put us out of touch with our intuitive side. We have lost the interconnectedness with the nature and pure existence in which these ancient “primitive” astrologers enmeshed themselves. We cannot see the forest for the trees.
Best to wire me all your money.
Please, wire me all your coke.
It’s just Pepsi in our house.
Say Hi! to Bob for me!