# Hey, it's that herpes girl! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 5, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857 "2005-04-05T16:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/41 "2005-04-06T18:16:54Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > He’s an android who made a lot of mistakes. Sounds like the tagline to a bad sci-fi movie. I feel sorry for those kids in the bedwetting commercials. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/42 "2005-04-06T22:27:27Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > You lost me. Was she supposed to play Carmen instead of Sarah Shahi? Yeeeeeeeees. Rumour has it Iyari’s agent went over her head and sunk her bid on purpose because she was scared of Iyari being typecast as a big ol’ dyke. Sarah is really, really hot, but her delivery was _identical_ to Woody Limon’s for a while. She must have got an acting coach or something lately, though. Her speech to [at?] Shane last week was flawless. Sorry for the hijack, y’all. As you were. ---
**Author:** ![Kuizelemartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e19b73/32.png) [@Kuizelemartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuizelemartz)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/43 "2005-04-06T23:07:35Z")
The bike riding Valtrex girl needs to either wear a bra to begin with or wear one with a ton more support. Every time she comes around the bend and I see her boobls flop way up then way down, UGH! It makes me insane. No one else has noticed this? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/44 "2005-04-06T23:16:04Z")
> [@Ravenous Lady](#): > > The bike riding Valtrex girl needs to either wear a bra to begin with or wear one with a ton more support. Every time she comes around the bend and I see her boobls flop way up then way down, UGH! It makes me insane. > > No one else has noticed this? I understand the words individually, but not when they’re strung together. What could possibly be wrong about flopping boobs? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/45 "2005-04-06T23:24:22Z")
> [@Ravenous Lady](#): > > No one else has noticed this? Not yet, but I’ll put it on my To Do list post haste. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/46 "2005-04-08T05:09:11Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > I feel sorry for those kids in the bedwetting commercials. My kids and I were just discussing this the other day. How _do_ the GoodNites kids live through a whole school day, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/47 "2005-04-08T13:29:06Z")
> [@InternetLegend](#): > > My kids and I were just discussing this the other day. How _do_ the GoodNites kids live through a whole school day, anyway? “I’m not a bedwetter, but I play one on TV.” ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/48 "2005-04-08T14:05:00Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > I dunno, but if **Johnny** is talking about the same Herpes Girl I’m thinking of, the one with the amazingly beautiful eyes, then I’d say it could be the most famous herpes commercial in the universe. Are her eyes like that in real life? Or is that some crazy digital magic? I mean, they’re just so _radiant_. I imagine plenty of men would be willing to catch herpes from her. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/49 "2005-04-08T19:12:25Z")
What’s starting to bother me about the Valtrex commercial is that it’s always the girl that has the raging STD. Why no men with festering boils on _their_ nethers? I believe this is sending the wrong message to our impressionable and tender youth that this disease only afflicts the ladies. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/50 "2005-04-11T21:18:38Z")
> [@vibrotronica](#): > > The diarrhea girl is smokin’ hot! And she’s got the moves, too. Yeah, that’s kind of the whole problem, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/51 "2005-04-11T22:08:22Z")
[An Unsolicited Love Story](http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/spam/alicia/alicia.html)-somewhat on topic… ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/52 "2005-04-11T22:28:35Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > [An Unsolicited Love Story](http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/spam/alicia/alicia.html)-somewhat on topic… Damn, she’s _ **HOT!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/53 "2005-04-11T23:43:02Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Damn, she’s _ **HOT!!!** _ Holy Cow, you can say that again. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/54 "2005-04-12T04:48:28Z")
:: breaks into sweat :: **sighs heavily** ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/55 "2005-04-12T13:02:59Z")
I don’t why it took so long, but Letterman finally showed the commerical in a segment called “Bad Acting Gig.” ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/56 "2005-04-12T13:43:14Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > [An Unsolicited Love Story](http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/spam/alicia/alicia.html)-somewhat on topic… That’s funny. I have a subscription to [photos.com](http://photos.com). I will now endeavor to use a photo of her whenever possible in the advertising stuff I create. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/57 "2005-04-12T14:20:46Z")
> [@My Darn Snake Legs](#): > > So we started talking about groceries that you would buy at some place like Condoms To Go. > > My favorite was “Porn-O’s” mmmm, mmmm! New Porn-Os Cereal - doesn’t snap, crackle or pop! It just lies there and says, “Eat me”! Guaranteed not to go soft in milk. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/58 "2005-04-12T19:39:06Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > That’s funny. I have a subscription to [photos.com](http://photos.com). I will now endeavor to use a photo of her whenever possible in the advertising stuff I create. You should get in contact with the [cockeyed.com](http://cockeyed.com) guy; he’d probably love to hear about it. ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/59 "2005-04-12T20:24:14Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > Are her eyes like that in real life? Or is that some crazy digital magic? I mean, they’re just so _radiant_. They look just like [Meg Foster’s](http://www.nndb.com/people/902/000024830/), who’ve I’ve had a crush on lo these many years. ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857/60 "2005-04-12T20:52:47Z")
Okay, I’m going to turn on geek mode now: [geek] About 18 years ago, there was a woman who appeared in a Star Trek:TNG show. This was the episode where the planet had a cloaking device, and they kidnapped a number of children from the Enterprise to replenish their dwindling population (I’m sure some Trekker can tell us what the ep name was). Anyway, the woman I’m referencing was the younger woman with the stunning eyes in that episode. Later, she was in a myriad of commercials, including, I think, one for a cold remedy or allergies or some-such, and maybe a quitting-smoking patch of some kind. Anyway, the most recent thing I’ve seen her in was an episode of CSI (Las Vegas), where she was a shrink that killed a kid in the process of a “rebirthing” session. I remember thinking: dang, she’s still HOT. And now she’s got BOOBS, too! [/geek] So, I guess sometimes, depending on what you start with, you may be doomed to bit roles in series TV for the rest of your career. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-its-that-herpes-girl/297857.md?page=4)