# Hey, I've got 1000 posts!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ive-got-1000-posts/140154>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ive-got-1000-posts/140154 "2002-12-03T04:15:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ive-got-1000-posts/140154/1 "2002-12-03T04:15:32Z")

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I just realized it.

What do I get? Is there a secret decoder ring? Access to a specific “members only” forum? A greeting from Cecil?

A tongue lashing for probably posting something that hundreds of others posted?

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ive-got-1000-posts/140154/2 "2002-12-03T04:34:09Z")

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You could do something like what I’m doing. I’m only using :smack: smilies until I reach 400.

At this point I’m praying for post number 400…