# Hey jarbabyj...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 10, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876 "2002-04-10T18:51:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/1 "2002-04-10T18:51:25Z")
Just curious, jarbaby,
Did you ever do the “Tub full o’ Tabasco” experiment?
I love Tabasco. I just had some in my soup, while cruising the boards and it brought your experiment to mind. 😃
[Homer Simpson] Mmmmm, Tabasco [/Homer Simpson]
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/2 "2002-04-10T19:10:50Z")
No I didn’t. We’re trying to assemble a list of bathable foods that WON’T permanently scar the hoo ha:
Rice Pudding
Warm Melted Butter
A-1 sauce
caramel
And I think i’d like to sit a tub full of cool, smooth skittles
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### Author:  [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/3 "2002-04-10T19:25:41Z")
How about creamed spinach?
Chocolate Pudding?
Pennies?
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/4 "2002-04-10T19:27:49Z")
When I first read that I thought it said
Peenies
and I thought…hey…if YOU’RE BUYIN’!
j
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### Author:  [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/5 "2002-04-10T19:29:14Z")
Half-frozen fish sticks, mayonaisse, and about two pounds of butter. Try it.
Granted, you won’t be able to get back out of the tub without sliding out the bathroom door, but it’s worth it.
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### Author:  [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/6 "2002-04-10T19:35:50Z")
A-1 steak sauce? That reminds me, I should really buy some… my Crew[sup]TM[/sup] has a thing about it… oh yeah! 😃 🆒
As far as bathing in it goes, I should recommend it to my brother and his friend; I gotta see what they think of this one…
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/7 "2002-04-10T19:36:44Z")
Um, I would think there might be a problem with skittles-getting into important orifices…and it might make you sore…like sitting on ball bearings…
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### Author:  [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/8 "2002-04-10T20:10:56Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*
> \*\*No I didn’t. We’re trying to assemble a list of bathable foods that WON’T permanently scar the hoo ha:
>
> Rice Pudding
> Warm Melted Butter
> A-1 sauce
> caramel
>
> And I think i’d like to sit a tub full of cool, smooth skittles \*\*
D’oh!
suggestions:
chocolate milk!
hot fudge!
mini Reeses peanut butter cups
and don’t forget “bukkake” :eek:
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/9 "2002-04-10T20:19:52Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*
> Um, I would think there might be a problem with skittles-getting into important orifices…and it might make you sore…like sitting on ball bearings…
You’d think…but at least with the latter, it doesn’t hurt. Now, granted I haven’t tried anything as small as skittles, but with ball bearings it was actually incredibly relaxing.
However, I do have a few parts y’all don’t, and vice versa, so…
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### Author:  [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/10 "2002-04-10T20:22:48Z")
Ranch dressing
Olives
Marinara sauce
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### Author:  [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/11 "2002-04-10T20:24:33Z")
Oh, now, I think A-1 might sting a little bit. It would at the very least bring a couple of tears to your eyes with delicious A-1 fumes.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/12 "2002-04-10T20:36:50Z")
Rice pudding - With raisins, or without?
I agree that A-1 might be an interesting choice. It isn’t, after all, a steak meal without A-1. I do recommend the Sweet and Tangy variety, though.
Personally, I’m thinking a Manwich bath would be where the party starts.
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### Author:  [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/13 "2002-04-10T20:38:58Z")
tzadziki
hummous
creamed corn
pancake batter
brown gravy
baked beans (_Tommy_, anyone?)
a nice Chianti
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### Author:  [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/14 "2002-04-10T20:42:08Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \*
> \*\*Rice pudding - With raisins, or without?
> \*\*
WithOUT.
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### Author:  [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/15 "2002-04-10T20:42:35Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \*
> \*\*Personally, I’m thinking a Manwich bath would be where the party starts. \*\*
Good one!
How about rotini pasta with a nice alfredo sauce? Or for color variation, you could use pesto. With pine nuts. Pesto’s nothing without pine nuts.
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### Author:  [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/16 "2002-04-10T20:54:59Z")
Seeing as how you’re thinking of starting a family, **jarbaby** , how about baby food?
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/17 "2002-04-10T20:58:18Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Exgineer \*
> \*\*Half-frozen fish sticks, mayonaisse, and about two pounds of butter. Try it.
> \*\*
:eek:
What a disturbing mental image _this_ evokes!!!
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### Author:  [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/18 "2002-04-10T21:24:37Z")
Smooth, creamy yougurt
Mudslide mix (or just plain Kaluha-if you prefer)
Jello
Kool-Aid
Club Soda
Ginger Ale
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/19 "2002-04-10T22:00:46Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*
> \*\*As far as bathing in it goes, I should recommend it to my brother and his friend; I gotta see what they think of this one… \*\*
If you include **Jar-Jar-Baby** in the deal they’ll probably jump at it. 😉
A-1 doesn’t sound like it would be nice to delicate hoo-ha tissue.
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### Author:  [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/20 "2002-04-10T22:31:34Z")
> [@](#):
>
> _Originally posted by jarbabyj \*
> We’re trying to assemble a list of bathable foods that WON’T permanently scar the_\* hoo ha:
> \*\*
Oooh, I love it when you use those technical terms.
🙂
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