# Hey jarbabyj...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 10, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876 "2002-04-10T18:51:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/21 "2002-04-10T22:32:36Z")
now children, how about we be good sane people bathe in water?
nah!
my suggestions:
**bananas**
**fat grease**
**cheerios** or any other type of cereal. might want to avoid the marshmallows though.
while not food, how about **slugs**?
and now you all say ew…
(ynh)
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### Author:  [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/22 "2002-04-10T23:18:11Z")
foods that should be fine:
cream cheese
butterscotch pudding
lime Jell-o
egg salad
room temperature mashed potatoes
foods to avoid:
tortilla chips
anything with habanero chiles
pretzel sticks
sizzling stir fried chicken
any and all types of shish-ke-bobs
::secretly wonders exactly how **iampunha** ended up in a vat of ball bearings::
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/23 "2002-04-10T23:25:49Z")
It wasn’t a vat, it was just a whole bunch of 'em. Sorta like those ball pens, only much smaller.
Very relaxing, once you get used to 'em (and that don’t take long).
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/24 "2002-04-11T02:20:14Z")
Now this is just too much information…
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### Author:  [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/25 "2002-04-11T10:42:20Z")
Yep. Now, I knew before that **punha** was a bit strange, but now…
_shudders at the image of **punha** in his all-together, smiling as he sinks into a vat of ball bearings._
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/26 "2002-04-11T10:46:26Z")
Sloppy joes.
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/27 "2002-04-11T12:41:36Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \*
> \*\*Personally, I’m thinking a Manwich bath would be where the party starts. \*\*
I love the way that this man thinks.
Now, I think I will just stick to the conventional, red jello and chocolate pudding
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/28 "2002-04-11T14:11:09Z")
I’ve read all of these suggestions and treasured them up in my heart…much like the Blessed Virgin at the creche.
But let’s remember, the theme of the photography exhibit is “Things I Love So Much I Would Bathe In Them” It’s not just for aesthetics…it’s for things I LOVE. So, hating Hummous, it’s right out.
What did I LIKE from your suggestions?
Egg Salad. Good GOD I love Egg Salad
Creamed Corn
and Ranch Dressing.
yum.
Also, I’m having trouble seeing how skittles would drive themselves into my butt and hooha. I mean, it’s not like I’m driving my body into the skittles at gale wind force…I’m just settling in and sitting there for the picture. I think it would be comforting.
j
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/29 "2002-04-11T14:19:50Z")
Ben Wa Skittles? Woah.
How about Menudo? You could pretend you were William Wallace.
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/30 "2002-04-11T14:56:06Z")
You do realize that you would need to be cleaned thoroughly between photographs, don’t you? Extreme care and a spray nozzle would be needed to make sure no canned corn contaminated the ranch dressing. Close inspection would be needed to make sure no Skittles snuck up your hoo-ha.
As no one else has been gentleman enough to offer his services, I would be honored to help you in your quest.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/31 "2002-04-11T15:01:15Z")
Nutella
Fluff
I’ll clean you off afterwards Jarbaby with my tounge!
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### Author:  [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/32 "2002-04-11T15:02:40Z")
> [@](#):
>
> _Originally posted by jarbabyj_
> \*\*But let’s remember, the theme of the photography exhibit is “Things I Love So Much I Would Bathe In Them” It’s not just for aesthetics…it’s for things I LOVE. So, hating Hummous, it’s right out.
>
> What did I LIKE from your suggestions?
>
> Egg Salad. Good GOD I love Egg Salad
>
> Creamed Corn
>
> and Ranch Dressing.\*\*
A jar **BABY** j photographed bathing in edible products? Uh-oh, let’s hope Anne Geddes isn’t reading this thread. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Hodge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hodge)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/33 "2002-04-11T18:22:20Z")
Franks & beans. Definitely franks & beans.
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### Author:  [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/34 "2002-04-11T18:52:12Z")
Pepto-Bismol.
Just sinking into that pink goo. Sort of a “return to the womb” thing, neh?
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### Author:  [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/35 "2002-04-11T19:42:52Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Exgineer \*
> \*\*Half-frozen fish sticks, mayonaisse, and about two pounds of butter. Try it.
>
> Granted, you won’t be able to get back out of the tub without sliding out the bathroom door, but it’s worth it. \*\*
It’s like fetish porn for the Gorton’s Fisherman. I don’t trust him anymore.
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### Author:  [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/36 "2002-04-11T21:43:23Z")
I had actually posted a thread in MPSIMS about WAM (“Wet-And-Messy”) Fetish, but nobody bothered to discuss it but me and Zyada.
Then, the Great Hacking occurred, my thread was lost in the mists of time, and I can’t even refer you to that great discussion which was all of about four posts, including the OP.
So now, in addition to getting me jealous because I’m not [The Welder](http://www.geocities.com/jarbabyj/welder.html), **jarbabyj** is going to immerse herself in messy substances and take pictures?!?
:eek:
Damn! Why can’t _I_ find a girl like that!
Things that would look really good:
Cake or pancake batter
Chocolate sauce
Chocolate pudding
Soft, creamy clay (_Ghost_, anyone?)
OK… I gotta stop this. I’m getting myself excited and I’m still at work! :eek:
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/37 "2002-04-11T22:04:46Z")
(a slight hijack)
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Kamandi \*
> \*\*baked beans (_Tommy_, anyone?)
> \*\*
Erm, if you’re talking about The Who, I think you’re referring to the cover of _The Who Sell Out_.
Now, carry on with your lovely discussion of what **jarbabyj** ought to be immersed in!
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/38 "2002-04-11T22:33:07Z")
Brett Farve, a porno mag, a vat of vaseline, and presto!
A warm pool of Packer Spooge. It’s Brettastic!
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### Author:  [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/39 "2002-04-11T22:40:13Z")
Mmmm. How about a big smoothie bath? Strawberry, perhaps.
Think of this all makes me want to dive into a vat of some delicious food.
How about jell-o?
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### Author:  [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jarbabyj/102876/40 "2002-04-12T02:27:58Z")
Spaghetti-O’s
Gummy Bears (Perhaps that explains the ones that taste like dirty penis:D )
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