# Hey Jim's Son? Go fuck yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 9, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355 "2018-08-09T18:14:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/61 "2018-08-11T19:03:42Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > But start another goddamned threat about it. Typo? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/62 "2018-08-11T19:17:28Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Typo? Freudian slip. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/63 "2018-08-11T19:32:16Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > Nah, you aren’t Republican enough to get to ten without a ban. > > Can’t ban the Republicans. Gotta keep the board from drifting any further Left, don’t you know. You can’t be a Republican and _not_ get ten warnings. You can’t even call abortion murder without getting a warning. You can’t say Democrats are stupid. You can most definitely say Republicans are stupid and the mods won’t even notice, let alone care. Look at the OP. Apparently if you have a debilitating illness, you’re righteously insulated from criticism, and anyone who violates this is Pitted. Well, assuming the ill is a liberal. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/64 "2018-08-11T20:07:05Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > You can’t even call abortion murder without getting a warning. You can’t say Democrats are stupid. I’m moderately confident that people have done this in Great Debates without being warned for it. But I’m also reasonably confident that the kinds of people who would go out of their way to say these things on this board wouldn’t be able to stop at that point, but would then go on to get personally insulting to other users and be warned for that. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/65 "2018-08-11T20:44:43Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > You can’t be a Republican and _not_ get ten warnings. You can’t even call abortion murder without getting a warning. You can’t say Democrats are stupid. You can most definitely say Republicans are stupid and the mods won’t even notice, let alone care. > > Look at the OP. Apparently if you have a debilitating illness, you’re righteously insulated from criticism, and anyone who violates this is Pitted. Well, assuming the ill is a liberal. A Republican can fuck a paper towel roll in order to defend a child molestor and the only people who get warned are the ones who call him out. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/66 "2018-08-11T21:03:27Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Care to expound on this? Tell me what value guin brings to this board. I mran, Jesus, this place is already a shell of it’s former self. It’s a hive mind and u want to remove to of the dissenting voices for a sycophant? She brings 100 x as much to this board as that fucking seagull \*\*Scumpup \*\*. If you’re going to bring him up as an example of a “contributing” member, then you have you head just as far up your ass as he has. Don’t fart, or you’ll asphyxiate yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/67 "2018-08-11T21:08:44Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > She brings 100 x as much to this board as that fucking seagull \*\*Scumpup \*\*. If you’re going to bring him up as an example of a “contributing” member, then you have you head just as far up your ass as he has. Don’t fart, or you’ll asphyxiate yourself. Wait! An absolute nonentity like you wants to shit on me for bringing nothing to the board? If nothing else, I bring strife. You, like Cuntasstasia, have nothing to offer but “Me too!” Fuck me, she is actually a couple notches above you by virtue of being a gossip and a shit-stirrer. You are nobody. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/68 "2018-08-11T21:10:28Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > If you people want to take pot shots at me, that’s cool – I have no problems with that whatsoever. But start another goddamned threat about it. Not a chance, Humpy. You started the thread, but you don’t get to control it. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/69 "2018-08-11T21:31:25Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > A Republican can fuck a paper towel roll in order to defend a child molestor and the only people who get warned are the ones who call him out. To be fair, how many liberal posters have lined up to defend Roman Polanski over the years? I’m not sure what incident you’re referring to, but I definitely saw some bullshit twisting of reality to defend that criminal. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/70 "2018-08-11T21:33:53Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Yes. > [@cochrane](#): > > She brings 100 x as much to this board as that fucking seagull \*\*Scumpup \*\*. If you’re going to bring him up as an example of a “contributing” member, then you have you head just as far up your ass as he has. Don’t fart, or you’ll asphyxiate yourself. Can you show any examples of her much more significant contributions? I’d appreciate having my ignorance fought. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/71 "2018-08-11T22:44:35Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Wait! An absolute nonentity like you wants to shit on me for bringing nothing to the board? If nothing else, I bring strife. You, like Cuntasstasia, have nothing to offer but “Me too!” Fuck me, she is actually a couple notches above you by virtue of being a gossip and a shit-stirrer. You are nobody. That’s fine. I don’t aspire to be more than I am. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/72 "2018-08-11T22:47:32Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Can you show any examples of her much more significant contributions? I’d appreciate having my ignorance fought. If you can’t find any on your own, you’re not going to recognize any of I rub your face in them. In fact, I wouldn’t mind if you didn’t post any more. You’re just another fucking seagull as far as I’m concerned. Fly in, take a dump, and move on. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/73 "2018-08-11T23:03:02Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > If you can’t find any on your own, you’re not going to recognize any of I rub your face in them. In fact, I wouldn’t mind if you didn’t post any more. You’re just another fucking seagull as far as I’m concerned. Fly in, take a dump, and move on. I don’t see how that is remotely a fair summary. Ambivalid participates in a fair variety of threads in a non-take dump way. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/74 "2018-08-11T23:09:21Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Cuntasstasia Ooooh, “Cuntassia”! Wow, that’s pretty good – you come up with that all by yourself? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/75 "2018-08-11T23:09:49Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > I don’t see how that is remotely a fair summary. Ambivalid participates in a fair variety of threads in a non-take dump way. AFIAC, he’s being a seagull in this one. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/76 "2018-08-11T23:17:44Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Ooooh, “Cuntassia”! Wow, that’s pretty good – you come up with that all by yourself? No. I got that from another member who PMed me. I’m not nearly the only one here who considers you an odious, toxic tile-crawler. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/77 "2018-08-12T00:30:32Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I get what you’re saying, and I agree with you there. It’s just that **Jim’s Son** is such a colossal asshole, and what he said seriously fucking pissed me off, so I’d hate to see him not getting the ass-reaming he’s due. Then give his pitting more thought than “Jim’s Son, u bad, me no like. U big poophead.” 👎 > [@cochrane](#): > > If you can’t find any on your own, you’re not going to recognize any of I rub your face in them. In fact, I wouldn’t mind if you didn’t post any more. You’re just another fucking seagull as far as I’m concerned. Fly in, take a dump, and move on. Uhh, so your answer is no them. Ok, that was my suspicion. And i swear to fucking god, i remember posters here like Dustin Hoffman remembers blackjack cards. They get imprinted into my brain whether i really even choose them to be there or not. I recognize names of posters here, even if I have no or low opinions of the posters substance or personality. Pretty much, if I’ve seen your name and read your posts, its pretty difficult for me not to recognize your name and have your name give me a reminder of your personality. Wjen i see particular names, i get particular moods or un/illdefined “feelings” of relation or disconnect depending on what issues/opinions, etc a name triggers for me. I dont even want to remember 75% of the boring fuckers that i do. With all that being said…who the fuck are you? Seriously? I THINK you are a poster who likes that other board? The one that exists solely for butthurt sarcasm from banned ex dopers and current dopers who never got over the juvenile pleasure that schoolkids get in talking shit about other schoolkids behind their backs. I vaguely recognize a username that reminded me of the word “cockroach” who only ever seemed to be in Gelato(?) Boards snark threads. But now i see this little cockroach dude is over hear on the MotherBoard and he’s clicking his little cockroach pinchers at me in an animated but indecipherable way. It’s flattering tho that you know me well enough to not want to see any more of me. Its cute. Please, i dont wish you to leave these parts. Not just yet at least. I gotta form an opi ion of you first. 🙂 Just give me the chance to dislike you like you apparently dislike me. I won’t let you down guy. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/78 "2018-08-12T00:36:42Z")
Ooh, do me next! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/79 "2018-08-12T01:06:33Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Ooh, do me next! I despised you when i first joined 7ish years ago. Ooooh did i fucking hate you. Haha. It was a fairly mutual feeling to some extent but i also didnt know enough about the nature of the board and long term members (and vice versa, dammit!) Many members that i clashed with the most early on are members who i respect/get along with the most today (that i cannot say is mutual lol). You are one such poster. Not that you’re my favorite or anything but i have a completely different view of you today than i did when i first came here, guns blazin’. I look back and realize you had some fun with me (AT my expense of course). Now that I’ve seen you in action so many times. 🙂 But yeah, you were someone who got under my skin masterfully. You and to a lesser degree Bob Ducca (who is now Grandwino). You guys were the worst. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/80 "2018-08-12T01:18:11Z")
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