# Hey Jim's Son? Go fuck yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 9, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355 "2018-08-09T18:14:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/81 "2018-08-12T01:21:32Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Uhh, so your answer is no them. Ok, that was my suspicion. And i swear to fucking god, i remember posters here like Dustin Hoffman remembers blackjack cards. They get imprinted into my brain whether i really even choose them to be there or not. I recognize names of posters here, even if I have no or low opinions of the posters substance or personality. Pretty much, if I’ve seen your name and read your posts, its pretty difficult for me not to recognize your name and have your name give me a reminder of your personality. Wjen i see particular names, i get particular moods or un/illdefined “feelings” of relation or disconnect depending on what issues/opinions, etc a name triggers for me. I dont even want to remember 75% of the boring fuckers that i do. With all that being said…who the fuck are you? Seriously? I THINK you are a poster who likes that other board? The one that exists solely for butthurt sarcasm from banned ex dopers and current dopers who never got over the juvenile pleasure that schoolkids get in talking shit about other schoolkids behind their backs. I vaguely recognize a username that reminded me of the word “cockroach” who only ever seemed to be in Gelato(?) Boards snark threads. But now i see this little cockroach dude is over hear on the MotherBoard and he’s clicking his little cockroach pinchers at me in an animated but indecipherable way. It’s flattering tho that you know me well enough to not want to see any more of me. Its cute. Please, i dont wish you to leave these parts. Not just yet at least. I gotta form an opi ion of you first. 🙂 Just give me the chance to dislike you like you apparently dislike me. I won’t let you down guy. Fuck you. I joined here first years before I joined Over There, and even then, I lurked there a couple of years before I posted. Yeah, I like it at the 'Raffe, but I didn’t come here from there. I’m a Doper first. You’ll notice a lot of Dopers in good standing there. I remember you posting in the snark threads there. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/82 "2018-08-12T02:38:07Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > No. I got that from another member who PMed me. I’m not nearly the only one here who considers you an odious, toxic tile-crawler. Oh, now you’ve got the “people support me in PMs/e-mails!” thing going! How horrid, a bunch of people on the internet, who I’ll likely never meet can’t stand me. Somehow, I think I’ll survive. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/83 "2018-08-12T04:26:20Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Ooooh, “Cuntassia”! Wow, that’s pretty good – you come up with that all by yourself? At least I can understand that one. What the fuck is with “Humpy”? Wasn’t that one of **Clothahump’s** charcoal _sobriquets_? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/84 "2018-08-12T04:43:06Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Ooh, do me next! Butt or mouth? Either way, your knees are gonna hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/85 "2018-08-12T04:47:42Z")
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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/86 "2018-08-12T04:51:14Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Uhh, so your answer is no them. Ok, that was my suspicion. And i swear to fucking god, i remember posters here like Dustin Hoffman remembers blackjack cards. They get imprinted into my brain whether i really even choose them to be there or not. I recognize names of posters here, even if I have no or low opinions of the posters substance or personality. Pretty much, if I’ve seen your name and read your posts, its pretty difficult for me not to recognize your name and have your name give me a reminder of your personality. Wjen i see particular names, i get particular moods or un/illdefined “feelings” of relation or disconnect depending on what issues/opinions, etc a name triggers for me. I dont even want to remember 75% of the boring fuckers that i do. With all that being said…who the fuck are you? Seriously? I THINK you are a poster who likes that other board? The one that exists solely for butthurt sarcasm from banned ex dopers and current dopers who never got over the juvenile pleasure that schoolkids get in talking shit about other schoolkids behind their backs. I vaguely recognize a username that reminded me of the word “cockroach” who only ever seemed to be in Gelato(?) Boards snark threads. But now i see this little cockroach dude is over hear on the MotherBoard and he’s clicking his little cockroach pinchers at me in an animated but indecipherable way. It’s flattering tho that you know me well enough to not want to see any more of me. Its cute. Please, i dont wish you to leave these parts. Not just yet at least. I gotta form an opi ion of you first. 🙂 Just give me the chance to dislike you like you apparently dislike me. I won’t let you down guy. > [@Ambivalid](#): > > I despised you when i first joined 7ish years ago. Ooooh did i fucking hate you. Haha. It was a fairly mutual feeling to some extent but i also didnt know enough about the nature of the board and long term members (and vice versa, dammit!) Many members that i clashed with the most early on are members who i respect/get along with the most today (that i cannot say is mutual lol). > > You are one such poster. Not that you’re my favorite or anything but i have a completely different view of you today than i did when i first came here, guns blazin’. I look back and realize you had some fun with me (AT my expense of course). Now that I’ve seen you in action so many times. 🙂 But yeah, you were someone who got under my skin masterfully. You and to a lesser degree Bob Ducca (who is now Grandwino). You guys were the worst. Who the fuck are YOU again? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/87 "2018-08-12T05:00:45Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Who the fuck are YOU again? :dubious: You know who the fuck i am. Either you are being blatantly disingenuous or you should see a doctor because you have an issue with your short and long term memories. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/88 "2018-08-12T05:08:59Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > You know who the fuck i am. Either you are being blatantly disingenuous or you should see a doctor because you have an issue with your short and long term memories. Yeah, I know who the fuck you are. You obviously missed the implication, even though it was as bloody-blatant as bleeding haemhorroids. Maybe you should see a doc about your issues with reading-for-comprehension? ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/89 "2018-08-12T05:09:18Z")
The OP is ill-judged. Because it doesn’t matter if your precious widdle troops got smeared. Any smearing that those child-murdering cocksuckers get is nothing compared to the burning bayonets up the ass that they all deserve. I hope they all die before they come home. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/90 "2018-08-12T05:09:38Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Fuck you. I joined here first years before I joined Over There, and even then, I lurked there a couple of years before I posted. Yeah, I like it at the 'Raffe, but I didn’t come here from there. I’m a Doper first. You’ll notice a lot of Dopers in good standing there. I remember you posting in the snark threads there. Sure. I was invited there so i checked it out. You seem like the type who has plenty of free time to kill so next time you are logged on to that board, find my last login time. It’s been years. I spent a bit of time reading and posting, i gave it a try and determined it wasn’t a place for me. I like a good evisceration now and then but when it’s the only thing that anyone seemed to ever talk about, the place seems rather juvenile and mean. And I never said you originated there nor did i say it didnt have members who werent in good standing here. I said the only instances I’ve ever had of remembering EVER seeing your name attached to a post was there at that gossip board. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/91 "2018-08-12T05:31:34Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Yeah, I know who the fuck you are. You obviously missed the implication, even though it was as bloody-blatant as bleeding haemhorroids. Maybe you should see a doc about your issues with reading-for-comprehension? Hmm. Perhaps i do, perhaps you need to add writing-for-understanding to the list of troubles you wish to be addressed with your doc visit, along with the memory thing. Sometimes an obvious point can be missed but sometimes that point isnt as clear as the source of that point sees it to be. I don’t get you’re point but maybe im overthinking it. You were responding in a snarky way to my post to cockring by using my own words against me, in a lame, toothless attempt to make those words more relevant to ME than to who i directed them towards. I took it as a cliquish circling of the wagons by the looong term original (or at least close to it, i don’t remember for sure but i believe you have been here since 2000?) members or at least members who were here long before me. Hey, if im wrong about that, cool. I don’t care enough to spend one second of time letting this occupy my headspace after this post. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/92 "2018-08-12T05:34:52Z")
Can’t we all just get along? No? Well, OK, then, just a thought. Let 'er rip! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/93 "2018-08-12T05:39:03Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Bob Ducca was one funny motherfucker. Yeah, is grandwino still around? I dont post too much these days but i havent seen him in quite a while. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/94 "2018-08-12T05:40:40Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Who the fuck are YOU again? :dubious: He’s Jamie McGarry, of course. Honestly, the level of institutional memory we get around here these days is _crappy_. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/95 "2018-08-12T05:48:55Z")
FWIW **Ambi** _does_ make my short list as a poster who stands out as valuable and who has made some impressive contributions to this board. And it really is not that long of a list; I don’t have **Ambi** ’s memory for posters. **kambuckta** , seriously, I remember seeing the name before (and misreading it as kombucha and wondering why someone would take on the name of that fermented stuff) but I cannot attach anything to it. Who exactly are _you_? (And me? I know I am not anyone especially memorable. But I am here for me and my fun, not to be “known”. I hope I contribute some of _some_ value some of the time though.) **Jim’s Son** though … well Jim should _not_ be proud of how he raised that boy. Posting that sort of post in an obit thread in reference to someone who had killed herself as a result of serious mental illness is rude, dickish, and being a jerk. Jim should send him to his room with no electronics let alone tv. Liberal conservative Democratic Republican I don’t know or care. Asshole is asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/96 "2018-08-12T05:50:57Z")
**Barnabus McGuffy.** Now that is a funny name! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/97 "2018-08-12T05:51:24Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Yeah, I know who the fuck you are. You obviously missed the implication, even though it was as bloody-blatant as bleeding haemhorroids. Maybe you should see a doc about your issues with reading-for-comprehension? Ahem. HAEMORRHOIDS. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/98 "2018-08-12T05:54:01Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > He’s Jamie McGarry, of course. > > Honestly, the level of institutional memory we get around here these days is _crappy_. Ok, i find this not cool. Seriously, i changed my fucking username for a fucking reason. I used my real name when i joined because my whole reason for joining was to have a discussion about an incident that happened involving me that was the subject of an online article which is what my op primarily consisted of. I found it pointless to use a different username when my real name was all over the article which was central to my op. It wasnt until i decided to stay and become a more long term member did i decide to change to a pseudonym. I feel like it is incredibly disrespectful for you to use my real name when its clear that i dont want to be identified so effortlessly. Sure, if someone searches it out they can find it but that isnt at all like some asshole taking it upon himself to broadcast my real identity publicly knowing i don’t wish it to be known. Fuck you asshole. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/99 "2018-08-12T05:54:03Z")
So, how ‘bout that **Jim’s Son** character, eh? What a dick, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355/100 "2018-08-12T05:55:13Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Ahem. > > HAEMORRHOIDS. > > That is all. What’s an extra H between friends? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-jims-son-go-fuck-yourself/819355.md?page=6)