# Hey Joe, wanna give it a go? Songs about whores

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 1, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134 "2004-01-01T17:02:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/21 "2004-01-01T19:28:10Z")

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“Sweet Cream Ladies” by the Box Tops  
“The Son of Hickory Holler’s Tramp” from O.C. Smith

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/22 "2004-01-01T19:30:02Z")

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I love them whores they never judge you  
what can you say when you’re a whore?  
they cast that pearl and it don’t upset em  
they take their chances if they get em  
hear me go off!  
give me some more!  
motherf_cker!  
need a little more  
godd_mn you!  
give me some more!  
motherf\*cker!  
give me some more!

“Whores”, Jane’s Addiction

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**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/23 "2004-01-01T19:41:59Z")

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Sammy’s Song - David Bromberg

Tecumseh Valley - Townes Van Zandt

Looking For The Time - Nancy Griffith

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**Author:** ![AvariceAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/958977/32.png) [@AvariceAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AvariceAngel)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/24 "2004-01-01T20:18:23Z")

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“Darling Nikki” by Prince

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**Author:** ![burundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@burundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burundi)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/25 "2004-01-01T21:09:32Z")

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On Nanci Griffith’s _Other Voices, Other Rooms_, she and Arlo Guthrie do a song called “Tecumseh Valley” about a woman who becomes a prostitute:

She took to whorin out on the streets  
with all the lust inside her  
and it was many a man returned again  
to lay himself beside her

Great song, but very sad.

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**Author:** ![toque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9e8a1a/32.png) [@toque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toque)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/26 "2004-01-01T21:12:25Z")

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_Lili Marlene_.

I don’t think _X Offender_ is about a prostitute.

_Tecumseh Valley_ is a Townes Van Zandt song.

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**Author:** ![toque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9e8a1a/32.png) [@toque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toque)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/27 "2004-01-01T21:17:45Z")

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Oh, and _Jane Says_ by Jane’s Addiction.

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**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/28 "2004-01-01T21:23:47Z")

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Day Tripper by _Beatles_

Tried to please her, she only played one night stands  
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands now

She was a day tripper, a Sunday driver yea  
Took me so long to find out, and I found out

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**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/29 "2004-01-01T21:31:17Z")

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“Pearl of the Quarter” by Steely Dan.

"On the water down in New Orleans,  
My baby’s a Pearl of the Quarter.

You can see her almost everyday  
Singing “Voulez, voulez, voulez vous?”

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/30 "2004-01-01T21:36:48Z")

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“Three Wooden Crosses” I forget who sings it, but it’s all over the country stations.

“Fire Ship” (Traditional)

“Private Dancer” Tina Turner

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/31 "2004-01-01T21:39:57Z")

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_Trick of the Light_ by The Who  
Obliquely, _I Was Just Being Friendly_ by John Entwistle, about a man who mistakes a woman for a prostitute.  
_Lady Madonna_ by the Beatles may be about a prostitute (e.g., “Wonder how you manage to make ends meet?”).  
_42nd Street_ – “Sexy ladies from the 80s who are indiscrete.”  
_Shanghai Lil_ – A hooker sings how Shanghai Lil is bad for their profession.  
_It’s My Body_ from Cy Coleman’s “The Life,” a musical that’s about prostitutes, so probably has other songs on the subject.

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**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/32 "2004-01-01T22:00:00Z")

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Fancy

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/33 "2004-01-01T22:07:43Z")

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Hey Hey, What Can I Do  
Led Zeppelin

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/34 "2004-01-01T22:21:51Z")

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Food! Wine! [Aldonza](http://www.songlyrics.com/song-lyrics/Man_Of_La_Mancha_Soundtrack/Miscellaneous/Aldonza/232213.html)!

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/35 "2004-01-01T22:33:35Z")

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Since we’re counting songs from musicals, then there’s “Lovely Ladies” from _Les Miserables_ –

“Old men, young men, take 'em as they come,  
Harbor rats and alley cats and every kind of scum,  
Poor men, rich men, leaders of the land;  
See 'em with their trousers off, they’re never quite as grand.  
All it takes is money in your hand!”

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**Author:** ![Patr100](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Patr100](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patr100)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/36 "2004-01-01T22:52:12Z")

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“Killer Queen” by Queen is about a high class prostitute.  
“Recommended at the price  
Insatiable an appetite  
Wanna try?”

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**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/37 "2004-01-01T23:06:10Z")

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- The Fire Down Below\* by Bob Seger.

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**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/38 "2004-01-01T23:17:55Z")

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Why dont we try Velvet Underground - Venus in Furs?

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/39 "2004-01-01T23:18:49Z")

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_Mandy Lane_ by the Chad Mitchell Trio.

\*Well, she’s a sundown girl, her name is Mandy Lane.  
She’s a free-wheelin’ mama on a high leverl plain.  
Gentleman calls at her front gate.  
You can hear him holler both early an’ late;

Keep on truckin’ mama, truckin’ til the break of day.  
Keep on truckin’ mama, truckin’ til the break of day.  
Well you come in the room just a raisin’ sand.  
You can tell what you been doin’ by the way you stand,  
Keep on truckin’ mama…etc.\*

That’s all I can remember just off the top of my head except one more line you might recognize;

_If I can’t sell it gonna keep sittin’ on it, never catch me giving it away._

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**Author:** ![Patr100](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Patr100](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patr100)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-joe-wanna-give-it-a-go-songs-about-whores/222134/40 "2004-01-01T23:19:49Z")

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It’s amaxing what Google can find,

“Easily Led” by Robert Plant  
“Ruby Tuesday” - Stones  
"Loretta’s Tale " Cockney Rebel  
“Sister of Night” Depeche Mode  
“Strange Kinda Woman” \_ Deep Purple  
“Midnight Flower” - Four Topps  
Miss Silver Dime " Mott the Hoople  
“Love Me By Name” - Dusty Springfiled  
“Christine” OMD

and one I just remembered myself

“Third Floor Heaven” by Bebop Deluxe

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