# Hey, John C is back!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-john-c-is-back/15518>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 3, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-john-c-is-back/15518 "2000-04-03T18:10:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-john-c-is-back/15518/1 "2000-04-03T18:10:00Z")

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One of my all time faves is back! Not only that, but he kicked some ass in the pit. Okay, he did it in my defence, but still.

Welcome back, John! Please tell us it’s not temporary.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-john-c-is-back/15518/2 "2000-04-03T18:30:00Z")

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I’m like the wind, baby, rushing in and out of here at the slightest of whims…

…or at least the whims of temp assignments and having my boss spend a day away from work so I can screw around on the web to my heart’s content.

Anyways, I promise to try and be a bit more semi-regular around here.

It’s great to be back.

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JMCJ

Give to Radiskull!

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**Author:** ![Peter\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Peter\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_North)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-john-c-is-back/15518/3 "2000-04-03T20:11:00Z")

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listen up y’all, I’m the Devil Doll, I’m not very tall, but I’m havin’ a ball, I’m rabid like rabies, movin’ a Mercedes a hit with the ladies reprezentin’ Hades!

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Up the Irons!

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-john-c-is-back/15518/4 "2000-04-03T23:21:00Z")

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My god you scared me. I thought you meant John _Cyberian_

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–  
From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”  
_the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_  
O p a l C a t  
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-john-c-is-back/15518/5 "2000-04-03T23:29:00Z")

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Nice to meet you John C. I didn’t know you were gone but welcome back!!!

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Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-john-c-is-back/15518/6 "2000-04-04T06:03:00Z")

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John was gone???