# Hey Junior, go to hell. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 8, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187 "2019-11-08T21:46:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/1 "2019-11-08T21:46:01Z")
> **[Arlington cemetery dead remind Trump Jr of his father's 'sacrifices'](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50338236)** > > The president's eldest son remarks in a new book on what the Arlington cemetery means to his family. > [@](#): > > **Arlington cemetery dead remind Trump Jr of his father’s ‘sacrifices’** > > "As we drove past the rows of white grave markers, in the gravity of the moment, I had a deep sense of the importance of the presidency and a love of our country, " wrote Mr Trump Jr, 41. > > “In that moment, I also thought of all the attacks we’d already suffered as a family, and about all the sacrifices we’d have to make to help my father succeed - voluntarily giving up a huge chunk of our business and all international deals to avoid the appearance that we were ‘profiting off of the office.’” > > “Frankly, it was a big sacrifice, costing us millions and millions of dollars annually. Of course, we didn’t get any credit whatsoever from the mainstream media, which now does not surprise me at all.” Fuck you. Fuck you, in the asshole, with a saguaro cactus, followed by some iodine and a good salting. And then another cactus. And more salt. Fuck you. Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck anyone that looks like you and fuck the fucking horse your sorry ass rode in on. Fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/2 "2019-11-08T21:51:16Z")
I support this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/3 "2019-11-08T22:03:35Z")
[At least that book is good for divining Trumpeteers.](https://smile.amazon.com/Triggered-Left-Thrives-Wants-Silence/dp/154608603X/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=triggered&qid=1573250479&s=books&sr=1-1) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/4 "2019-11-08T22:07:40Z")
God, awful. ---
**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/5 "2019-11-08T22:08:24Z")
There are no words to express my hearty support for this pitting! OMG we lost millions of dollars and people say mean things about us! Waaah cry cry! Where’s my binky? Gag. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/6 "2019-11-08T22:13:18Z")
You lost millions of dolkars? Prove it. Release your tax records. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/7 "2019-11-08T22:34:07Z")
I used to sort of fantasize about Donald’s head on a pike out in front of the whitehouse. Now I kinda want to see some impalements instead. Starting with this little leech. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/8 "2019-11-08T22:49:16Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [At least that book is good for divining Trumpeteers.](https://smile.amazon.com/Triggered-Left-Thrives-Wants-Silence/dp/154608603X/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=triggered&qid=1573250479&s=books&sr=1-1) [Alternate Book Cover.](https://i.imgur.com/1nGu9C4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/9 "2019-11-08T23:24:48Z")
My faith in America will be restored when senior is impeached and then arrested on camera. But it’ll be even better when junior is shown on camera weeping over that AND his own arrest. ---
**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/10 "2019-11-09T00:09:30Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > My faith in America will be restored when senior is impeached and then arrested on camera. But it’ll be even better when junior is shown on camera weeping over that AND his own arrest. I don’t think he’d weep over his father’s arrest. I think right now he’s toadying up as a means to keep his own ass out of jail. But I’m quite sure he hates his father and if he wasn’t in legal jeopardy, he’d probably pop champagne if the orange fucker ever finally had meaningful consequences. Any weeping would be for his own plight, and not for concern. Would anyone who actually knows Senior be genuinely sad if he ends up in cuffs? Or Junior? Or Eric or Ivanka or Jared? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/11 "2019-11-09T00:44:33Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > You lost millions of dolkars? Prove it. Release your tax records. Release your tax records, then join the fucking army and put in for overseas duty. Getting your ass blown off would be a fucking plus. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/12 "2019-11-09T00:57:02Z")
The are braggarts AND whiners. What a combination! ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/13 "2019-11-09T01:24:12Z")
Really resonates with seniors line about STDs being his Vietnam in the 1960’s. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/14 "2019-11-09T03:00:02Z")
Wow. So it’s possible to be a pussy and a dick at the same time! Naturally, he should go fuck himself. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/15 "2019-11-09T15:17:09Z")
> [@Fair\_Rarity](#): > > I don’t think he’d weep over his father’s arrest. I think right now he’s toadying up as a means to keep his own ass out of jail. But I’m quite sure he hates his father and if he wasn’t in legal jeopardy, he’d probably pop champagne if the orange fucker ever finally had meaningful consequences. > > Any weeping would be for his own plight, and not for concern. > > Would anyone who actually knows Senior be genuinely sad if he ends up in cuffs? Or Junior? Or Eric or Ivanka or Jared? Tiffaney is keeping her gob shut and keeping far away. Probably the smartest one in the bunch. I suspect that a good deal of the Secret Services time is spent trying to find out what closet First Hooker ‘Flight Risk’ Melania is hiding in. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/16 "2019-11-09T16:19:19Z")
What have you got against horses??? ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/17 "2019-11-09T16:35:14Z")
They need to post this at all the VFWs, American Legions, and VAs across the county so they can all know just how much the Trump family is sacrificing just like they did. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/18 "2019-11-09T16:48:59Z")
[Someone added truth-in-advertising covers](https://twitter.com/TheGoodLiars/status/1192581234553237504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1192581234553237504&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstory%2F2019%2F11%2F8%2F1898164%2F-Someone-went-into-Barnes-Noble-and-replaced-the-covers-of-Trump-Jr-s-new-book), with the title changed to **“DADDY, PLEASE LOVE ME: How Everything I Do Is to Try to Earn My Father’s Love”**. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/19 "2019-11-09T16:53:17Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > They need to post this at all the VFWs, American Legions, and VAs across the county so they can all know just how much the Trump family is sacrificing just like they did. And yet, for reasons I cannot even come close to comprehending, veterans still seem to be supporting him. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/20 "2019-11-09T16:55:50Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > Wow. So it’s possible to be a pussy and a dick at the same time! > > Naturally, he should go fuck himself. I am so stealing this sentiment. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn about anything the Trumps say or write, as I deal in truths only, and they are the biggest liars and spin doctors on the planet. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187.md?page=2)